Rowan the thief

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Rowan. He's the kind of thief that you actually can trust. He has the unusual habit of talking to his victims about his life. Typically ranting on and on about his life, he spends his free time with a friend of his, the Professor [who is an inventor with absolutely no regard for safety.]
People estimate his age to be about twenty, but he seems much older than he is.
He typically carries around some carefully sharpened daggers, and he has a bow with him at all times. The bow is rarely used, but the knives are constantly out. He occasionally visits the bar, talking to people, wondering what to do. His entire life has been one crime after another, and he typically finds himself picking people's pockets in his sleep. Skillz, he has.
He prefers to eat meals that he has caught and made on his own, often waiting for hours to catch a meal. Frequent crimes have caused him to be hated by supernatural beings, and he averages about twelve family curses a year. He doesn't really mind most of them, except for the one that causes him to have 'roids.

What he can do:
Steal your stuff in his sleep
Masturbate in his sleep
Your mom
Hit a target really far off with the bow
Same with the knife.
Breaking into a house in under thirty seconds much?
[To be edited and finished later O_O]

And just to piss off the admins... Which is a fun thing to do if you're subtle about it

*Falls over, laughing.*

made sum moar edits O_O

lawlz i could just picture him having skitsafrenic{disorder where people steal things because they cant help it} i probily spelled it wrong.

/bump

Just so you guys know, I don't recall actually ever USING this character...