This dream is very splotchy in my memory, can't remember much, but uh, this is what I recall:
I was in a room that was not my own, but somehow I was comfortable there, so I think it was supposed to represent a future home of mine.
I had my computer, and it was busted. Again. The screen was falling out, it split in half, etc.
For some reason, I dreamed that the little vampire girl from Bakemonogatari was there (Shinobu) and she had some weird godly powers, as I recall. I took the computer over to her, because she was only a few feet away, and I asked her to fix it for me. Though it was closer to pleading her to fix it than actually asking for it, idk, it was weird. So she takes it and has this thin, silver sharpie that she takes to it, writing notes all over it with arrows pointing to the problems with it to help her fix it or something...dunno how that would help with magic though.
So somehow she becomes a different woman. I recall that when I woke up, the woman made me think of the woman from Bayonetta (Bayonetta) but she wasn't a bitch and didn't have that retarded hairdo, she just had glasses and black hair. She was rather pretty though.
For some reason, this woman was supposed to be Shinobu, but she wasn't. Like they were the same person, but they weren't. Either way...
Somehow she was several hundred years old, and looked twenty. She was working on my computer now. Idk how or why, but I think I was supposedly in love with this girl in my dream. Idk.
For some reason, she also had a cold, and was blowing her nose, and was leaving her tissues on my bed. I picked them up and threw them away, and was about to go wash my hands when she told me that (now, I don't remember the exact words, but it was something like this) contrary to what current science tells us, washing your hands when you have bacteria on them (or something) is actually worse than not washing them, that somehow it would raise your chances of catching whatever it was, and that you're better off just leaving them as-is.
I washed my hands regardless and returned to the bedside as this immortal woman I was infatuated with fixed my computer.
yep, that's a dream.