I'm actually not sure which of these came first, but I'll start with the shorter one.
I was in my room and my left big toe felt slightly odd, like there was tickling under the skin. I looked at it, and there was a little buldge going from the base of my toenail on the right, to about an inch to the right.
Because this was a dream, and therefore used dream logic, I'm going to ask you to roll with me on this one.
My foot was probably about 30 inches long by about 15 inches wide, and my big toe was about the size of a fist. This was supposed to be normal in the dream, but I think that maybe it wasn't actually that big, but rather maybe just close up or something...I'm pretty sure it was that big though.
Either way.
I see something wiggling under the skin, slowly moving from the front of my toe, to the side, with the part near my toe nail staying still. At this point, I know it's a worm or something, so I get up and start searching around my room. I call my mom or something, I think, but I don't remember the conversation...I just talk to them as I search. I eventually find what I was looking for: an exacto knife and a pair of tweezers.
I sit down and bring my foot up. For some reason, my foot is now even bigger, and I can see through the outermost layer of skin. My skin is transparant, and I can see this yellowish liquid on the inside (which I presume to be my blood or something) as well as the demon spawn that was under my skin. The worm was somewhat disturbing. Its body was about half an inch thick and about 8 inches long, with a rough texture and 5 or so grey appendages growing out of its head. I mentally said "fuck that" and made an incision near my toe nail, grabbed the worm with the tweezers, and pulled that fucker out.
For some reason, my foot was normal sized now, but the worm was still freaking enormous. Plus, it was dripping that yellow liquid all over my floor. Also, for some reason, it looked like it was squished, like it was partially shredded now or something as well. I finally find a bowl to put it in, after dripping that yellow shit all over my carpet.
I had another interesting dream, but I don't have time to write it right now