Penisdicks

Subject: Penisdicks Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 8:05

Mine's above average. Oh yeah.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 13:51

Size doesn't matter if you still don't know how to use it.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 15:23

I'm pretty sure large penis feels good despite whoever's at the wheel.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 17:01

Statistics say that big penor isn't good all the time, especially too big penor.

They hurt.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 17:48

Until the woman has her vagina stretched, then it's no longer painful. Preferred size is 7 inches according to statistics.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 18:43

Herp derp, I never said I had a monster dick, I have a really awesome dick. Colin, you can't do jack squat if you have a micro-penis. I've got some good girth, and length which makes me awesome.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 20:02

I meant long penor, not wide penor, Sai.

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I've got a nice set.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 22:04

TSDZ_President wrote:: I meant long penor, not wide penor, Sai.

Still feels good I'd imagine. A long penis grazes against the vaginal wall longer and a thicker penis pushes against it more. However it can get so long that it can actually pulverize the woman's insides if you go to deep and hard... killing her... >.>

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 11:27

Indians (not native american) are the ones who came up with the karma sutra, the literal book of how to please someone sexually, and they have statistically the smallest penises.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 12:11

ColinEtzel wrote:: Indians (not native american) are the ones who came up with the karma sutra, the literal book of how to please someone sexually, and they have statistically the smallest penises.

Point? Noone's stating sex can't feel good without a large penis.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 12:14

ColinEtzel wrote:: Indians (not native american) are the ones who came up with the karma sutra, the literal book of how to please someone sexually, and they have statistically the smallest penises.

I said micro, not small. Micro means below two inches.

Also: The "in and out" motion is more pleasurable for the male than it is for the female.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 14:54

Oh male speculations about sex... also, all y'all might want to have sex before commentating on it. (:

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historybuff wrote:: Oh male speculations about sex... also, all y'all might want to have sex before commentating on it. (:

It all depends on the girl.
Cool

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 16:01

Actually, I'm going off of what my female friends told me, Liz

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 16:21

historybuff wrote:: Oh male speculations about sex... also, all y'all might want to have sex before commentating on it. (:

I'm going off what my girlfriend's told me, and we've had sex.

Derp.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 16:33

I'm going off what Jacobs' mother told me.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 16:45

Saiteiru wrote:: I'm going off what Jacobs' mother told me.

That apostrophe is in the wrong spot, and I sure hope you're not. I never thought she took small dicks. Lulz

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 17:53

Your girlfriend is not an accurate source, if she loves, or likes you, she will tell you you're good... at least if you have even a bit of skill or luck.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 18:14

It's an apostrophe to show possession of a singular form, Jacobs' is correct. Jacob's would also be correct in this situation, but it's not what I used so get over it. And my dick is travel sized.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 18:38

Jacobs' is incorrect.

it implies that his name is Jacobs.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 18:39

They're right Derrick, Jacobs' is incorrect. Unless you are talking about a family with the last name Jacobs for example.

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 18:49

My god.

It's been so long since I've seen someone use "they're" properly, it looked out of place when Liz used it, but I knew it was proper.

Damn modern retards spelling shit wrong, damn them -____-"

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 18:51

Wai yu complan abot peopel speling shet rong?

Subject: Re: Penisdicks Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 19:03

historybuff wrote:: Your girlfriend is not an accurate source, if she loves, or likes you, she will tell you you're good... at least if you have even a bit of skill or luck.

This statement is stupid. I will never have sex with someone I do not love/like, and therefore my sources will never be accurate.

Sai, that doesn't even make any sense. Stop defending your millimeter peter.