Mothers

Subject: Mothers Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 21:50

My mother said that I can't have sex with my girlfriend despite buying me condoms (already have), and she was quite the available person around my age, perhaps younger.

Double-standards, y u exist?

Subject: Re: Mothers Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 22:26

Punch your mother in the dick

Subject: Re: Mothers Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 0:44

TSDZ_President wrote:: Punch your mother in the dick

This would be viable if she had one. Sadly, I shall have to resort to embarrassing her in public as I usually do.

Subject: Re: Mothers Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 0:59

What I'm wondering is, why'd you feel the need to quote me when I was the only other person to post here? lol

Subject: Re: Mothers Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 11:58

TSDZ_President wrote:: What I'm wondering is, why'd you feel the need to quote me when I was the only other person to post here? lol

Seconded.

Subject: Re: Mothers Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 13:20

I suppose you can put a dick onto your mother then punch it.

Subject: Re: Mothers Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 14:13

It's pretty damn obvious she doesn't want you having sex but if you sneak around her back she at least wants you to be safe. *Punches your vagina*

Subject: Re: Mothers Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 17:00

TSDZ_President wrote:: What I'm wondering is, why'd you feel the need to quote me when I was the only other person to post here? lol

It's a habit I picked up. Doesn't matter how many people there are.

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My mom said I could fuck a girl my age if I want, as long as I use a condom. Plus it's "my responsibility" if she gets knocked up. rofl.

Subject: Re: Mothers Tue 14 Feb 2012 - 23:02

Nikku wrote:: My mom said I could fuck a girl my age if I want, as long as I use a condom. Plus it's "my responsibility" if she gets knocked up. rofl.

Oh no, it's your moms' fault for you putting your seed inside a woman. >.>"