As the title clearly describes, I was a double agent posing as a Nazi for the German/Nazi military. Dunno how that worked, but it did.
We were marching after being deployed, toward some place in the US. My dream gave me and aerial view, and I could see the hundreds if not thousands of soldiers marching. Don't know why we were in America, but we were. We ended up in a place that looked like Walmart. Oh well, it's a dream. So the soldiers begin shooting and there may or may not have been American soldiers there, idk, but a few of the civilians shot back. I don't think I ever fired my guns, or if I did, I missed intentially.
I ran down an aisle and was confronted by an old woman with a pistol and she says something about me being a Nazi bastard, try to quickly and quietly explain that I was an American, but she shoots at me anyway. I decide to play dead.
I -don't know how- wake up several hours later in the same spot. I get up with my guns and put them away, looking around the completely empty store. There aren't even bodies there. I walk around blah blah blah and find a group of teenagers that don't seem to be bent on killing me. They lead me outside and we go and sit at a table in a park, where I explain who I am and what I was doing.
For some reason there's a unicycle to my right, standing up on its own, with a seat the size of a normal chair seat.
I get up and begin to leave, don't know where, but I do. The sun is setting and the area is bathed in an orange light. A man with glasses approaches me and informs me that he's a sheriff (or something) and has me follow him. He leads me down into a little open area with a tree in the middle. Another man approaches with a noose.
I don't remember how it goes from here, but I either shoot them or fight them off and flee.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaah
Subject: Nazi Double Agent 
