If something of you was a diablo 2 item...

Subject: If something of you was a diablo 2 item... Fri 25 Dec 2009 - 1:37

if something of yours was a diablo 2 item, what would it do. i got this idea from the signiture i made. since my signiture already has it on thier its easy to see but i would like to see what you all can come up with.

also u can just post random made up diablo 2 items, could be seriouse and fare or just a joke. i dont care. but try to post a diablo 2 item involving you first.

Subject: Re: If something of you was a diablo 2 item... Fri 25 Dec 2009 - 2:09

The Dead Dead You're F'in Dead (Inspired by my Step Dad)

Weapon Class: BFG

Damage: 2^64

Effects: Look, your dead, ok? It doesn't matter how many buffs you got, your just dead... You can't pull any bullshit like magic on me, know why? Cause your dead. Do you honestly know what a BFG is? Do you! It's a BIG FUCKING GUN! Want to know how big? Oh wait, you already knew how big it was but you can't remember, know why? Cause your dead. Diablo doesn't got shit on me, I blasted his ass all the way from the Rogue Encampments! Ironically enough, his ashes are smoldering. Think of that! Diablo! Smoldering! So you see there is no way in hell you'll survive, hell I probably killed you while you were reading my effects. Oh, by the way, that's another effect of mine. Distraction through reading. Yep, its true. By reading this a smart person with this gun has already blasted you, and now he has two. Aren't you proud of yourself? Go make a new character already. Know why? Cause your Dead.

Sockets: 2

Subject: Re: If something of you was a diablo 2 item... Fri 25 Dec 2009 - 2:26

lol.

i just made a great 4 weapon combo.

bestdragon3 dick longsword.

85-120 damage
fast attack speed.
+3 to all barbarien skills.
+ 100% damage to women.
+ 100% damage to hinokai.
doesnt affect nokimon.
sockets 3.
chance to make male monsters flee.

Hinokais Vagina shield.

defense 300.
chance to block 50%.
+ 3 to all barbarien skills.
+ 100 hp.
chance to make nokimon run away.
lures all males on the forum.
sockets 6.

0blivions dick dagger.

damage 45-60
very fast attack speed.
+200-300 poison damage over 6 seconds.
+3 to all barbarien skills.
+100% dexterity.
monsters cannot regenerate.
sockets 2.
doesnt work on nokimon.

Nokimons Ass Helmet.

defense 180.
+3 to all barbarien skills.
+ 80 hp.
+ 50% defense.
sockets 3.
100% chance to make monsters flee.
50% chance to cast lv 5 ass blast on strikeing.

and togather the set adds these effects.

bonus effects

+5 to all barbarien skills.
+300 hp
1% chance to cast lv 99 idrealphobia on foe.
gives the map to the location of the idrealphobia.rpg-board.net ban hammer.

Subject: Re: If something of you was a diablo 2 item... Fri 25 Dec 2009 - 5:43

heyy! I am NOT an asshat! xD

Quote :: Nokiemens's Asshat

Defense: 270.735
Poison Aura [1500 damage over 10 seconds]
+200 to chain lightning
Leaves wearer as V.F.L. [Virgin For Life]
100% lethal hit vs. noobs
150% lethal hit vs. forurm members!
70% heal vs. Bestdragon3 and Kristy
1000% lethal hit vs. 0blivion, cuz hes such a fucking pervert. worse than me. christ.
IMPORTANT NOTES:
DO NOT USE WI- ooh look something shiny! -runs off-

Or, I could be wrong.

Subject: Re: If something of you was a diablo 2 item... Fri 25 Dec 2009 - 11:10

Lol. Vagina shield.

Subject: Re: If something of you was a diablo 2 item... Fri 25 Dec 2009 - 11:16

"obie's dick dagger"

Wouldnt that be like über tiny??

Subject: Re: If something of you was a diablo 2 item... Fri 25 Dec 2009 - 14:43

Dests Knife:

Damage: any number over 9000
+1 to badassitry
100% chance to take a sip of miller lite after every hit

Subject: Re: If something of you was a diablo 2 item... Fri 25 Dec 2009 - 15:31

Nokiemens wrote:: "obie's dick dagger"

Wouldnt that be like über tiny??

yes that was the point of making it a dager. since it would be very small.