The Adventures of Chief and Gunny II: Da New Pond

The puppets enter from the left side of the stage, walking along a poorly drawn woodlands background as depicted:


"Ey boss, I see da next pond!"

"Do ya, gunny? I can't see nothin' past dis mist on tha sunglasses."

"Yeah boss, lookit!"

Gunny quickly removes Chief's sunglasses, pointing him in the direction of the pond.

"It's...it'sa frogacle! We been travellin' too long, gunny."

Putting his sunglasses back on, the Chief readjusts himself.

"A'ight gunny, it's right in our grasp."

The two frog puppets clumsily flop over to the pond, eventually reaching the cheap blue fabric of the body of water.

"Eh, boss. Where's da money?"

"I 'unno gunny, look fer i-"

Vuvuzelas toot loudly as a group of armed frog puppets surround Chief and Gunny.



"Halt yaselves, gentlefrogs! This ain't no pond for commoners like yerself."

"Listen, big boss. We need dis money. We ain't had new fabric for five days."

"Ey chief, let me at 'em! I'll shoot 'em good!"

"Shutit, gunny! No need for violence here! We're surrounded, anyway."

"Aye, men, that'un threatened me. Kill 'em."

"Sir!"

The battlefrogs chase Gunny around for a minute or two before poking him to death. All Chief could do was look on in horror, as low-quality red confetti fell out of Gunny.

"Gunny!"

Gunny stands back up dramatically, flopping his pistol around in the general direction of the pompous frog that ordered his murder.

"Augh!"

Bursts of red confetti fly out of the king frog, as his warriors look behind him to see his bullet-ridden corpse. They flee in terror, confused at the loud banging noises that Gunny was making.

Chief flops over to Gunny, holding him with his plush stumps.

"Gunny, don't die on me now! I can't lose you too!"

"B-Boss..." coughing up red confetti, Gunny continued, "I...I d'int think tha gun actually hurt things..."

Gunny slumps over without another word.

"G-gunny..."

Wiping away blue dry erase marker streaks, Chief flops over to the pond.

He found no money, but losing his only two friends steeled his resolve. He would find the pond that actually had da money, for their sake.