The Trails Of Ididrealphobia.rpg-board.net

"I realize that, but, it's not like I can't steal it, it is simply words." 666 says in an annoyed tone.

Destroyer smiled slightly, then said "I hope they come back soon. That'd be great target practice!" He aimed his M14 and looked down the sight, then lowered it and said to Hinaoki "Well what shou'we do now, most beautiful commander-- I mean administrator. Jeeze i've played a good amount of Call of Duty, I think.

"So... Where are da nubs?" Tars asked.
"Scanning... Scanning complete. The noobs are hiding, or trying to take such an action just above us." A cyborg replied.
"Oh, well then, let's go riot."
And with that, the cyborgs stormed up the station stairs into another city-like thread, which was awkwardly quiet.
"Hmm... this must be the Realphobia index."
"Indeed this is."
Tars never hung around these parts. The skyscrapers never opened, and the threads underneath and in boxes floating over the city could reach eachother by simply typing in a different number in the link. However, these noobs who were 'hiding' were anything but one with the link. They were hiding behind lamp poles, standing up behind trash cans, pretending to be cows, and peeking their heads out windows.

Before he knew it, Tars saw a noob come up with a pistol and fire 8 shots from 2 feet away. None of which hit. That triggered the cyborg riot, and before you knew it, cyborgs were clubbing noobs to death, who called upon Blizzard Tech Support for aid.\

But the noobs ran fast... oddly. Something was up. A virus appeared out of nowhere, probably using the link. Tars sprayed it with his machine gun, and the rifle armed cyborgs fired at it as well, and it went down. After, 10 more appeared through the link, then multiplied.
"Crap! GO GO GO!!!" Tars yelled as all the cyborgs went through the link to random places.
Tars ended up in the weather station, which was somehow empty in the main room. He looked at all the screens.
"Oh nein." He said, seeing that a massive server bug storm was coming. He was safe in the midst of the weather station, hopefully, but this would keep him off the threads for a while.

-I quickly create a thread as a lure to attract noobs and viruses, and hide out in an old thread to prevent detection. I quickly prepare a long, complex post to root out further noobs and viruses, and start waiting patiently.- "C'mon..."

Hinaoki knelt on the ground and observed the upcoming storm. "The firewall will keep us safe for some time, but not entirely. We need a powerful antivirus security system and plenty of virus eliminators. In that case walling ourselves in a post--such as the rules section--is wise, but it will not drive the noobs away, only gather them until we run out of time and supplies and are forced to run." She scowled and drew her shortsword.

"In that case, our best option is to fight them head on. To arms, my brothers!" She stood upright firmly, and raised the blade in the air, declaring full-on attacks. "Prepare for castle siege!"

"I don't think talking down to a higher-up is a smart idea, Best. Even if I am not an Administrator." 666 then turned to Hinaoki, "Hooah."

Hinaoki looked around before, satisfied, she put the short blade away and took out her steelclad katana. Smiling, she used her wings to fly as fast a dragonfly, past a crowd, decapitating every noob she could find.

"Woo!" she cackled as she pushed the blade at an unreasonably strong neck.

666, rather than flying, just busts out two cannons that came out of his chest, and starts firing with insane precision into the giant crowd of noobs.

666 morphs his 2 shoulder cannons into one large one and fires a bomb that knocks out a fourth of the crowd.

666 then moves up from his artillery pounding, and takes out two large pointy objects, and starts stabbing noobs, even making a shishkebab once after piercing 7 of them.

Hinaoki chuckles. "You know, not all noobs are meant to be punished. Punish only n00bs, help newbs."

"Very well." 666 then identifies any Newbs in the crowd and sets them with markers that both of you can see. "Newbs identified." 666 then goes back to shishkebabing the fuck out of the n00bs.

Dest Logs on and replies "Hell fuckin' yea." He goes into crouch mode and looks through the scope of his M14, shooting the weak, pathetic noobs. He scores 2 Headshots and exterminates one by shooting its wings off, smirking as it helpless falls to the ground. He then hears a voice in his head. "Care package, standing by." Dest then says "Wonderful! Hadn't had a kill streak in a while." He presses a button on a small remote on his belt, and continues shooting at the noobs while he awaits his ammo drop.

suddenly amongst the crowd....a few of the figures in black apear, along with the main guy again.

voice: i told you i would be back...its been a long time you guys since scrp and you pushing me away.......

"Who...? I remember nobody pushed away... Best, who is he?"

Dest ignores the conversation while he sees a small helicopter appearing in the sky. "Ah, there we go!" It drops a box full of ammunition for his gun, and some health packs to use if he or his allies get hurt--- and it is right above best's head as its falling to the ground. "Yo Best! Incoming!"