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-resumes working on severing the net's fibers, wincing in pain with every movement.- Damn that machine... Fucker.

*While Nokie and 666 are involved in an altercation, they do not notice a group of noobs surrounding the RPers.*

"Ha! Right on time!" yelled Destroyer as he impaled one with his bayonet.

-finally severing enough fibers to get out, I get up and fling myself at the nearest noob, biting and clawing-

As Destroyer is fighting the Noobs, artillery fire comes from a thread not far away, making N00bs fly like crazy.

Woah! o_O That's fuckin awesome.

Hell ya 666! Fuckin Badass! *He shoots one noob in the face, point blank, spraying virtual blood and gore everywhere, then slices the neck of another. Eight kills. Getting close. He thought. "Well since these noobs just keep comin and comin I'm gonna call in my Thunderbolt now instead of later. *He presses a button on that small remote on his belt and laughs pridefully.*

-jumps from noob to noob slowly, shredding their faces before moving to the next one-

The Artillery stops, and then another one of the Large bombs comes, with a big sign saying "WARNING: CLEAR AREA" on the warhead of it.

-doesn't notice the bomz and continues slashing the noobs-

"Well, it seems they aren't moving. I assume I could do it myself, provided that I can beat the bomb to them.." 666 then thrusts off full speed, pushing Nokie hard enough to make him slam through the thread we're in, and picking up Best and putting him at a safe location.

"Hey! What about me!" *Destroyer bolts and tries to run out of the area as fast as he can.*

"Ah, yes. I assumed you were already running." 666 says as he chuckles. He then goes to Dest and pushes him to the area Best is at.

*Dest gasps for breath as he gives 666 a salute* "Thank you. By the way, what kind of explosive is that?" He says as he applies a health pack to the unconcious bestdragon3.

"Well, if you really like to know. It's mostly Napalm, but Acid is in the higher point..though, this bomb is slow..only a n00b couldn't dodge it."

"Well, that too. The bomb should be exploding in 5...4.." the Bomb explodes before 3 2 1. "Uh, 321"

"Ah, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like *Snniiiifff* VICTORY!" Dest laughs as he helps best up. "You feelin ok, best? I gave you a health pack, that should help you out a bit."

The n00bs scream and burn as the Napalm runs over them, one even saying: "HAX...HAX....Ha..."

-blinks- This would amuse even ac1dhydra.

the ticking grows faster on destrouyers back, the cold realization kicks in, its a bomb that sam planted on his back when he threw him.

"Fuck! Best get this thing off my back, or at least disarm it! I can tell you how."

"Okie dokie, just hurry up," He says as he hears that dreadful ticking.