The Ultimate Battle Simulator

to Gort:
Ratchet looks at Chai for a moment then says, "The war what else would we mean?"

to best:
Tifa hands Dispater a strange drink that is sparkling blue with yellow dust in it making it shine brightly and says, "Here one mega-phoenix Elixir with fermented kupo nut juice." Tifa then smiles and says, "well see ya when ya wake up hun!"

"Tell me more about the war, will ya? Like...how it started and stuff, apperently i've been living under a hole for the past 5 years"

to Gort:
Snake stands up walks over staggering drunkenly he slams his hands on the table then speaks to Chai in a drunken stupor, "yesh I will telsh ya what thish warz aboush ish all becaush of doze damsh ashashiniashionz. theysh kilshed teh amabashanders whilsh they's wer'ins eachojersh terrimintories. Thensh theysh made'a phewsh terirsht attacksh toolook lik they came froom teh udder nashons. Theysh plaid hem agaisht eshudder an' 'ow ey arsh fighin' e'choder when they'sh shoulda fighsh teh moshder whosh orcamabasted 't."
(translated out of drunkenness: "Yes I will tell you what this war is about it's all because of those damn assassinations. They killed the ambassadors while they were in eachother's territories. Then they made a few terrorist attacks to look like they came from the other nations. They played them against eachother and now they are fighting each other when they should fight the monster who orchestrated it!").
He then looks at you kinda funny, and falls where he stands... you hear
him snoring. He obviously was far to drunk and passed out.
mario says, "yeaha thatsa aboot whata happeneda mia princessa..." mario's head falls onto the table with a dull thud and he wraps his arms arround his head crying. "...mia princessa Ia couldn'ta nota saveya..."

Chai sighs, pats Mario's head, then walks off "Fuck...I wanted to meet peach."

"Well, let's go get parts, driver. I'd like to replace the shit weapons I was made with." At that, he travels into the mech part room.

to Gort:
you see DK when you leave the bar and he looks at you.

to 666:
you are greated by a strange looking scientist who then without explanation presses a button that pulls you and your mech into a chamber where you are forcibly removed from his mech and feels alot of strange things as he is pulled around in the dark. he then sees a light and is thrown out of the chamber now wearing tech armor and his newly improved mech also exits another chamber. (I will update your char soon)

Chai hands DK a banana "Were's diddy?"

to Gort:
DK points across the street while eating the banana. you see diddy and dixy kong break dancing on an opened cardboard box to the music coming out of a stereo.

"well at least people are still having fun"

to Gort: (and so the plot thickens)
Chai receives a private communication from the programmers: "ummm... Chai your boyfriend is here... and he wants to talk to you... we are afraid he has a gun and wants us to put him in with you... OK we are taking him to your pod so he can speak to you alone for a second before he enters..."
a moment later she hears her boyfriend speaking, "Chai I'm here for you... I'm gonna go in there and protect you okay? I love you Chai." Chai then feels a kiss on her forehead and hears him walk away.

"Oh my god!! I told him not to fucking come here!!"

to Gort:
Chai receives a message from the programmers saying, "he should be in the area soon...

"For fuck-" Chai faceplams.

to Gort:
a guy looking like this materializes next to Chai,
http://f-ayn-t.deviantart.com/art/New-GUY-OC-76175569
It is Chai's BF Surprisingly he looks exactly like he did in real life. He quickly hugs Chai saying, "Chai are you all right?"

Chai pushes him off her "yea im fine...Why?"

to Gort:
Chai's boyfriend hugs her again and says, "I heard this game turned real so I came here to help you and protect you!"

"Holy flying motherfucking shit. This stuff is awesome." Geminga, looking at himself.

to 666:
the scientist looks at you and says, "good, good... it is made with a special developmental alloy so it should gain new abilities as you grow in power. Now then what new paint job do you want?" (also your mech now has arms )

"Uhm.." Geminga puts his arms on his "face" as if he was pondering something. "I'll just take camouflage, like, the stuff they use in forests."

to 666:
as geminga puts its arms on it's face it realizes that it has a fully humanoid body now! also the scientist pushes another button and the mech is thrown into another chamber for a moment and comes out with forest camo on!

"I dont need protecting...Im a gamer..."

to Gort:
Chai's boyfriend Jake looks into Chai's eyes and says, "Yeah I know, but this isn't just a game anymore... now it is real... and I couldn't possibly allow anything bad happen to you."
information scan on Jake's char reviels the following:
char name: Xetzio
Char game: The fall of Terra (non-existent future game )
Abilities: The manipulation of matter
level: 7

"So? I just wanna play a game without you fucking me up FOR ONCE"

To Gort:
Jake lets go of Chai and sulks He says in a detached town as he looks down sadly, "I see... I am sorry to have bothered you..." You then see as his body simply falls through the ground and he is gone.

"...Jake?"