The Ultimate Battle Simulator

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Jake assist's in Dalton's assault by making stone from the wall behind kirby wrap arround him and cover his mouth. at teh same time kirby's eye's light up with fear as he is directly hit by everything geminga's gaint barrage of missles and bullets. there is a cloud of smoke where kirby was.... no one can see through it.

"Yeah, owned. Fucker." Geminga dusts off his hands from the previous slam into the building.

Chai jumps off the speedin..ground..thing..and runs past jake "Lets do this then"

He looks down at Chai. "You realize I probably killed him, right?"

"..Damnit >.<"

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Geminga suddenly screams, "Incomming boogie fast!" then kirby swiftly fly's out of the smoke kicking Geminga down the street and breaking open the cockpit, "God damnit that hurt you piece of filth!" Kirby then throw's his sword at Geminga piecing the mech's throat and pinning it to the ground.
Jake, "tch." *makes a few quick hand movements* the air in front of kirby moves then goes boom knocking kirby over again but he is instantly up once again.

"Fuck, driver, I can't move. You're on your own."

Chai Jumps at kirby "WHY DONT YOU DIE YOU LITTLE CREAM PUFF"

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Kirby in one lightning fast motion grabs Chai's head throws her to the ground and stomps on her back as she feels jets of pain rushing through her body. "What you think you can hurt me you patheti- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
kirby begins to glow as does Jake as you see binarry white code fluxuating through kirby and Kirby screams in pain.
Kirby: "PLEASE STOP! STOP!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!" he thn begins to float up into the air.
Jake: "YOU DARE HURT CHAI!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL SUFFER YOU IMPUDENT WELP!!!!"
Kirby: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Kirby explodes into a sequence of ones and zero's that fade and dissapear.
Jake runs over to Chai, "are you okay!?"

"Grah, fuck, I can't get up. Dalton, you'll just have to fucking change into your alternate and later get me repaired." "Right." At that, Dalton changes from his tech suit into the menacing Predalien.

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a piercing maniac voice yells at the group saying, "What!? the odds of your victory with no casualties was only 1 in 700 and that outcome did not exist! What the hell happened!? oh well. You may enter!" a starway of light desends from the sky to in front of the party
Jake: "we aren't going to really do what this guy says are we? I mean he is clearly evil just liten to that voice."
voice: "No I'm not."
Jake: "..."

"..Ow.."

Jake: "Here let me heal you now" *Chai feels teh skin on her back crawl and her bones reset she is healed* sorry about the discomfort I hope you feel better Chai *holds out a hand to help her up
Voice: "well aren't you guys comming? *bwip bop bing bong bwip beep* 5! you will come up!"

jake picks up kiberys sword. "well he said he wasn't evil.... though what whould he want with humans alive is anther question. i'ma get some answers." jake walks to the light.

Dalton jumps in without question.

(So are we gonna continue or continue to wait for Gort?)

Chai follows jake (sorry)

To all: (if you weren't in the last battle then it is assumed you quit and best did quit so that is everyone who has quit ) (also if you want a secondary char avatar (they share levels) just send me a message whenever k ... but you only get ONE secondary char )

The party assends the stairs they climb into the clouds and still higher. They see an oddly high cloud that the stairs lead to... you walk through it and to the surface. On top you can see that the cloud benieth was merely some trick to hide this domains presence as you stand on a giant platform.
You are only on the outside of this kingdom but you can already see its nature. The ground shifts and moves as if alive yet it is clearly common tile. There are oddly shaped objects and blobs randomly flying arround in the air, changing direction and speed at the slightest whim.
Before you is a tall gate leading to the greater part of this insane kingdom. The right side is golden and radiates a shining light and is ridgedly pure. The left side is dark and it seems to be made of some flowing mist but it has a presence of fear about it. In the middle it appears that these two forces are converging upon eachother. As they flow into one anothere a strange sandlike structure is what that part of the gate looks inexplainable as it's form is constantly changing and so is the feeling eminating from it, one moment it seems like the most pristine and pure thing in all the world, yet the next it is more vile and horrid then one could possibly imagine.
upon this gate that blocks your path sits a single man he sits on the middle of this gate and appears to be wearing a robe with half of it white and half black, his hair is half black and half is white, upon his face is 1 gold eye and 1 red eye, Horn resides on the right side of his head, and on his back are 2 angel wings and 2 bat wings, and wielding what apears to be a chaos keyblade. yet something is strange our equipment informs us that this man is in fact not an NPC but a fellow player!
He looks down at the group and laughs meniacally.
Jake(me): "We have come, so let us through!"
The strange man: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOLS WISH TO ENTER!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHALL ALL PERISH AS MY MASTER THE GREAT THE POWERFULL THE DICE LORD HATH COMMANDED OF ME! NOW PREPAIR YOURSELF MORTALS!"
with that this person lunges at the group picking up jake(me) with ease and throwing him into the air then smashing him into the ground with his chaos keyblade.
with that Jake attempted to dull the shock of the attacks by compressing the air and avoided death by the assult but now he lies limp on the ground unconscious and possibly inches away from death.
(samuel time to do your thing )

Dalton jumps into action, going over to stab the person with the Predalien's tail.

*But the strange person is too quick it jumps away and a large white sphere surrounds the person*

jake pulls out his rifle and fires a shot at the person.

*As soon as the bullet hits the sphere it is sent back at you, with double the speed and power*

jake makes the bullet dissaper in a blur of code.

*The sphere bursts sending a large amount of Light energy outwards knocking everyone but Dalton back* (Yes only Dalton can survive these attacks, so thus only Dalton wins this battle)

Dalton whips his uber spiky sharp tail at the figure, clawing him at the same time.