The Ultimate Battle Simulator

to Gort:
Chrono and Chai begin their flight to The Allied Project.

to best:
"OK well then go to the fridge and make yourself one." (just tell us when you re-enter... also if you tell them about the hacker)

to dragonlife:
1337Z00R continues to scream for help but the figures ignore Jake and the hacker. They say this in unison, "You have interfered with what is not meant to be interfered with. Your crime has been judged. You knew the punishment. You are to be terminated for your crime. You may say one last thing." 1337Z00R simply screams "SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!" the figures finish, "Now meet your end" roots of light extend from the figure's hands into the hacker as he screams in pain then he explodes the figures then state, "Subject 1337Z00R aka David Zenkin has been Killed for his crime mission accomplished" they both then dissapear.

"Mmm...okay, I have the money, but, I will give it to you when we reach our destination..." Dalton, finally speaking. Geminga, "HOLEE SHIT! YOU TALKED! Well, oh well, let's keep moving."

to 666:
the repair man says, "that's quite alright I will just take it out of your mission pay."

"Oh well, I'll live."

"So, uh, Mechanic, why exactly did you need us to take you to your place? This area seems so low-leveled that you could just walk through it...oh, man, I fuckin' hope I'm not tempting fate by saying that."

to 666:
"well you would be right but there were reports of the cannibal wondering around here though it is unlikely we would encounter him."

"Cannibal? You're afraid some shit-face degenerate will eat your or something?" Geminga, making a garbled chuckling sound.

to 666:
"You shouldn't mock one of The Great Terror's!"

"Well, uh, now that you say that, I'm kind of set back, what the fuck's a 'Great Terror'?"

To 666:
the mechanic looks surprised as he says, "You mean you don't know!? They are some of the most horrible beings ever created few if any of them have any alliance and none of them is to any of the 3 great kingdoms. Few ever see them and manage to live I can't believe you don't know about The Cannibal Kirby!"

"Kirby? You mean...that small, pink thing? That swallows stuff with air breath? I think it's first release was in the late 90's of the 20th century?"

to 666:
You continue for a while then see a row of FPS char's standing up in the open but none of them are moving and they are to far away to see clearly.

"Possible tangos detected, prepared for battle." Geminga walks toward their pos.

to 666:
as you approach you notice that they are all dead, but thier skin has been stitched back together and they are set up like manikins. you then hear a disturbing laugh... mechanic starts yelling, "OH SHIT THE CANNIBAL RUN!!!"

"Uh, Retreat Protocol initiated." At that, he starts running at high speed.

To 666:
At this point you look out the side of your cockpit and see something blue running quickly beside you then you notice that it is like the other dead people only moving! It Jumps up and lands in front of you directly on the cockpit's glass frame and looks at you smiling, It appears to be sonic! the mechanic screams, "The Cannibal he's going to kill us!"

"Mothafuck!" Geminga tries to punch the Cannibal off with his arms.

to 666:
as Geminga (the mech right? ) goes to punch him the flesh of sonic falls off revealing kirby who open's his mouth and bite's off a chunk of the arm that was swung at him. the mechanic continues to his fear by now crying.

Dalton punches the Mechanic, signalling him to stop crying. Geminga (yes, the mech.), now genuinely pissed, fires a round at Kirby.

to 666:
Kirby eats the missile then begins stomping on the glass cracking it, he says, "come now morsels stop hiding let me devour you!"

"Gah, what the fuck's up with this thing? What happened to the kid-friendly character from before? Now I've seen every damn thing." Geminga, rearing back, preparing to smash himself into the ground to crush Kirby.

to 666:
the mechanic stands holding something he pulled from his bag he yells, "This one's on the house!" he throws it at the glass frame, the frame glows for a moment, Kirbie's eye's widen as he yells, "damn you!" the frame then lets out a shock-wave knocking Kirby off as we run away.

"Well, alright. Also, since I don't have hands, talk to my..uh, associate, for the money."

to 666:
the mechanic yells, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME JUST KEEP RUNNING IF THAT FREAK CATCHES US WE ARE DEAD I ONLY HAD ONE OF THOSE!!!"

"Oh, okay. And, MY GLASS! IT'S..DESTROYED!" He then realizes he has to keep running. "Uh..right, well let's keep hauling ass away from him, then."

to 666:
the missile that you fired earlier goes flying past you missing and hitting the side of a hill... then you hear Kirby shouting at you something about revenge. the mechanic states, "don't worry about your glass I will fix it right now just don't stop!" he then begins repairing it.