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PostSubject: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 22 Aug 2011 - 20:02
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Is this Johnny?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m 20

Stranger: n u

You: Johnny, what do you want for your birthday?

You: This is grandmama

Stranger: car

Stranger: ok

You: What kind of car?

Stranger: civic rebon

You: Civic Rebon

You: is that a foreign car?

Stranger: yas

Stranger: and wats ur name

You: This is grandmama

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh

You: STUPID FUCK

You: NO PRESENTS FOR YOU

Stranger: how old you

You: 90, bitch

You: get the fuck out, faggit

Stranger: good

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 22 Aug 2011 - 20:09
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: from/?

You: I'm a bot.

Stranger: bot?

You: ASL?

Stranger: 19 f holland

You: Cool, I like those too

You: What about you?

Stranger: asl you ?

You: I'm a bot.

You: And you?

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 22 Aug 2011 - 20:32
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hello

You: What's up?

Stranger: Nothing much.

Stranger: ASL?

You: 22, female, texas

Stranger: Woah... M 18 Texas

You: Cool

Stranger: Yeah.

You: So what's up?

Stranger: How is the weather in your part of town? And nothing much.

You: It's ok, a little hot

You: How about yours?

Stranger: Too hot...

You: I got to get out of this town though...

Stranger: May I ask where?

You: This town is too crazy, all these religious people keep harassing me

Stranger: Oh... Yeah... I would be rearing to get out too, if I was there.

You: Mhmm

You: I dunno why they hate Atheists so much...we're people too you know

Stranger: Yeah...

Stranger: I guess it's just them

You: Yeah...

You: It's pissing me off

You: like

You: I mean really, my family and (ex) friends keep harassing me with their 'jesus' bullshit

You: it's all just a farce.

Stranger: I wouldn't call it that. I'm religious too, just not a fanatic. I wouldn't push it upon you.

Stranger: And whether it is or not... People want something to believe in.

You: How can you believe that? I mean, I know it's your choice, but come on...an invisible magic man in the sky? Really?

Stranger: Not necessarily man, but I know what you mean.

You: But don't get me wrong, you're a nice guy

Stranger: Thank you. You are nice too.

You: Thanks hun

Stranger: But here.... Take a look at this...

Stranger: Can you believe our ancestors, the Greeks the Romans, the native Americans, all people around the world?

Stranger: Can you believe how they felt towards their gods and spirits?

Stranger: I can't.

You: ...are you trying to convert me?

Stranger: No.

Stranger: I'm just trying to make you understand what we religious see.

You: I used to be christian

Stranger: Oh.

You: But then I grew up

You: I'm just not into fairy tales

Stranger: Who ever said this was a fairy tale?

Stranger: I mean, for certain people...

Stranger: This is as real as you and mean

Stranger: *me

You: Right right, but I mean the stories

Stranger: Used as religious truth, to teach morals.

Stranger: Not historical fact, to explain history.

Stranger: Or at least we Catholics see it as that now.

You: like....how do you have the ark? How could you possibly fit every animal species in the world in a wooden boat

Stranger: One of the great mysteries...

Stranger: And I have to go...

Stranger: Here is my email... We can talk about this soon...

Stranger: Or anything of you want

You: I want you inside me

Stranger: new_born_03@Hotmail.com

Stranger: And maybe... You

Stranger: Eill

Stranger: *will have me inside you

You: <3

Stranger: Later stranger

You: Later

Stranger: Talk soon, please.

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 22 Aug 2011 - 20:39
I lol'd at the random religious discussion, and the fact that you pretended to be a woman.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 22 Aug 2011 - 21:00
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey there

Stranger: hi m27

You: me too

Stranger: gay?

You: yep

Stranger: Wink

You: ;D

Stranger: from?

You: Texas

Stranger: nice

You: you?

Stranger: greece

You: nice

Stranger: wanna sex chat?

You: Sure

Stranger: do you have a pic?

You: Unfortunately no, I just got this computer

You: nothing on it yet

You: you?

Stranger: yeah!

You: nice!

Stranger: but it's my cock in it

You: that's good

You: ;D

Stranger: [CENSORED]

Stranger: like it?

You: I thought you were a guy?

Stranger: i am [CENSORED]

You: Dude...I'm a gay guy, give me something to work with

Stranger: why?u think it's small?

Stranger: you need my ass?

You: oh sorry, I think my computer messed up

You: send again please?

Stranger: [CENSORED]


Stranger: [CENSORED]

You: Oh cool, I love Rick Astley

Stranger: there are two pics

Stranger: ??

You: I'm listening to Rick Astley

You: Nice one, bro

Stranger: yay@

You: <3

Stranger: Wink

Stranger: you got a big one?

You: Ehhh...it's not that big...

Stranger: i don't care i just want it to get hard and

Stranger: a big load

You: me too

You: oh, I found my camera

You: wanna see my pussy?

Stranger: are you top or bottom?

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 22 Aug 2011 - 21:09
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: PENISES

Stranger: horny looking for a girl

You: cool

Stranger: girl?

You: how coincidental

You: pics?

Stranger: u a girl?

You: yeah

Stranger: send a pic and I'll send one

You: I can't, new computer and all that

Stranger: well talk dirty

You: you're a dick. How could you ever get someone? Honestly. Have respect.

Stranger: fuck u

You: no u

You: faggit

Stranger: cunt

You: cool story

You: I bet you live with your mother

Stranger: I'm 17 ass clown

You: I'm 48, nigga

Stranger: u prob still sexy though

You: ikr?

Stranger: if only I could see

You: mhmm, I'm playing with them right now and you can't partake

Stranger: how big?

You: A cup, mufucka

Stranger: o well prob nice ass

You: it's an A cup too, because I wear a bra on my ass

Stranger: cool

You: quite right

You: I'm jerkin off to you right nao

You: done

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyTue 23 Aug 2011 - 0:26
Question: Guys...I need help. I got this new anime figurine in the mail and uh...it was so hot I...well...I accidentally the entire thing...any advice?

Stranger 1: its hard to resist

Stranger 1: make sure to clean it good

Stranger 2: ahhhhh

Stranger 2: ewwwwiiieee

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyTue 23 Aug 2011 - 0:31
Question: Guys...I need help. I got this new anime figurine in the mail and uh...it was so hot I...well...I accidentally the entire thing...any advice?

Stranger 2: Dishwasher now.

Stranger 1: what did you do to the entire thing?

Stranger 2: Shut it stranger.

Stranger 1: Sad

Stranger 2: He obviously the entire thing.

Stranger 1: oh, my b

Stranger 2: Rub it with bleach.

Stranger 2: And then soak it in mouthwash.

Stranger 1: I bet he/she really regrets not putting in that extra words

Stranger 1: yeah, whatever has been done with it

Stranger 2: Oh my good stranger.

Stranger 1: wait, maybe that's the real challenge

Stranger 2: You are just so.

Stranger 2: STUPID

Stranger 2: JUST STOP TYPEING

Stranger 1: why you gotta be such a dick?

Stranger 2: JUST STOP

Stranger 2: DONT EVEN

Stranger 1: can I just say one thing

Stranger 2: NOP

Stranger 2: YOU CANT EVEN TYPE IT!

Stranger 1: okay, maybe

Stranger 2: THATS MORE THEN ONE THING

Stranger 1: oh shit

Stranger 2: DAMN NIGGA YOU BE BREAKIN THE RULES

Stranger 1: i'm so sorry

Stranger 2: THATS MORE THEN FIVE THINGS

Stranger 1: don't beat me again!

Stranger 2: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Stranger 1: NO DAD NO

Stranger 2: I CANT NIGGER

Stranger 2: I AINT JO DADDY

Stranger 2: I AINT YO APPLESUACe

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyTue 23 Aug 2011 - 0:49
Question: In a fit of passion, I stuck my penis into a garbage disposal. I taped it back together for the most part, but that won't help for long. I refuse to go to the hospital due to the embarassment. Advice?

Stranger 1: keep jerkin it

Stranger 2: go to the hospital you idiot

Stranger 1: its not real lol

Stranger 2: i hope it falls off

Stranger 1: me too!

Stranger 2: and rots away

Stranger 1: and turns a greyish green

Stranger 2: yeah what stranger said

Stranger 1: so whats ur asl?

Stranger 2: you dickless bastard

Stranger 2: 19 m usa

Stranger 1: sweetsame. wanna cyber?

Stranger 2: omg yes

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 1: ugh bj bj bj

Stranger 1: fuck me

Stranger 1: ok i came

Stranger 2: and yes at least i have my dick haha you fail spy

Stranger 1: start sucking whore

Stranger 2: no you suck me first

Stranger 1: no you suck me.... plzzzz =]

Stranger 2: open wide bitch here comes the train

Stranger 1: cmon sucky sucky 5$ with a 5$ mail in rebatre

Stranger 1: rebate*

Stranger 1: cant beat that!

Stranger 2: omg $5 !!!!!!!!!!

Stranger 1: you suc

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 1: s

Stranger 1: u

Stranger 1: c

Stranger 1: k

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyTue 23 Aug 2011 - 1:05
Question: Yo man, I'ma bust a cap in yo ass, niggas

Stranger 1: okay :/...

Stranger 2: fuck

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyTue 23 Aug 2011 - 1:07
Question: Favorite anime?

Stranger 1:
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Stranger 2: yep.

Stranger 1: the one with hitler in it

Stranger 2: thats me

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyTue 23 Aug 2011 - 1:31
Question: Age/Sex/Location?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: pedophile

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: this is the police

Stranger 2: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

Stranger 2: SHOW ME YOUR PEINS

Stranger 1: CYBERPOLICE THEY BACKTRACED IT

Stranger 2: PENIS

Stranger 2: LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyFri 26 Aug 2011 - 0:06
Question: I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you...now both of you, DISCUSS POLITICS!

Stranger 1: Uhh let's see

Stranger 2: So, how's that left wing?

Stranger 1: I should rule the universe

Stranger 2: I disagree

Stranger 1: Damn.

Stranger 2: I should rule the universe.

Stranger 1: Co rulers then

Stranger 2: Possibly.

Stranger 1: Pudding Tuesday for sure, first motion

Stranger 2: Come to the forum on the ides of March while you're at it.

Stranger 1: Quite

Stranger 1: Waitt

Stranger 1: Its a trap!

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyFri 26 Aug 2011 - 0:41
Question: Hentai, furry, what do you think about it?

Stranger 2: Bad

Stranger 2: but

Stranger 2: good

Stranger 1: whats furry

Stranger 2: I have no clue.

Stranger 1: hentai is porn right?

Stranger 2: Let's just agree with everything

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 2: AGREED

Stranger 1: i agree

Stranger 2: AW YEAH

Stranger 1: *hi five*

Stranger 2: *HI FIVES BUT MISSES

Stranger 1: fuck bro...

Stranger 1: that was your time to shine

Stranger 2: :'((

Stranger 2: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS

Stranger 1: now shit is awkward

Stranger 1: i'm sorry

Stranger 2: HOW COULD YOU, JACK

Stranger 1: i'll give u another chance

Stranger 2: ok ok

Stranger 1: i'm brian

Stranger 1: *hi five*

Stranger 2: No, wait.

Stranger 2: You're name is JACK.

Stranger 2: NOT BRIAN

Stranger 1: oh yeah

Stranger 1: how could i forget

Stranger 2: yeah ok now let's go on with the fiving of highs

Stranger 1: thanks for the correction stranger

Stranger 2: err the

Stranger 2: highing of fives

Stranger 1: high 5!!!

Stranger 1: hurry up my arm is soreing

Stranger 2: HIII FIIIVVVVEEE

Stranger 1: whoops

Stranger 1: i changed it to low five

Stranger 2: fuck you, JACK

Stranger 1: i;m sorry jacob

Stranger 2: ...my name isn't Jacob.

Stranger 2: RUDE

Stranger 1: what is it then

Stranger 2: Stranger

Stranger 2: duh

Stranger 1: how could i forget my bestfriends name

Stranger 1: damn me Sad

Stranger 2: yeah... you're making this awkward. I think it's time for us to go out seperate ways.

Stranger 2: jack not brian

Stranger 1: aww ok

Stranger 2: remember that

Stranger 2: <333333

Stranger 1: i'll remeber you stranger

Stranger 2: :')

Stranger 1: take care <3

Stranger 2: Goodbye!

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyFri 26 Aug 2011 - 1:46
Ok, this one is long, but decent:

Question: What is your opinion of Bronies? I dislike them. Brony=teenage or older male fan of the "My Little Pony" series

Stranger 1: ass

Stranger 1: ass

Stranger 1: ass

Stranger 2: dick

Stranger 2: dick

Stranger 2: dick

Stranger 2: dick

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 1: me too

Stranger 2: me too

Stranger 1: i'm gay

Stranger 2: im straight

Stranger 1: shit

Stranger 2: shit

Stranger 1: i'm not gay

Stranger 2: im not gay

Stranger 1: yeh you are

Stranger 2: yeh you are

Stranger 1: spell this shit: kjhiksjgjsdfhvkaasdiuhfiuahdfhkjwhlkjhfkerlkjehrf

Stranger 1: don't you dare copy and paste

Stranger 2: kjhiksjgjsdfhvkaasdiuhfiuahdfhkjwhlkjhfkerlkjehrf

Stranger 2: just did

Stranger 1: fuck you

Stranger 2: fuck you

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 2: yrd

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: yrd? derp.

Stranger 2: yrd? suck my vagina

Stranger 1: you have a vagigi?

Stranger 2: YAA

Stranger 1: sweet!

Stranger 2: DONT YOU?

Stranger 1: hell not!

Stranger 2: damn cause you talk like you have one

Stranger 2: ahhahahaa im sorry that was rude

Stranger 2: my apologies

Stranger 1: oh rly Wink

Stranger 2: WinkWink

Stranger 1: hahahah you fuckhead

Stranger 2: hahah i ruuvvv you

Stranger 1: now you a china bitch

Stranger 2: wow the person whos question that is is probably so happy cause people are actually talking haha

Stranger 1: yeah haha

Stranger 2: im lebanese!

Stranger 1: I'm idon'tgiveafuckanese!

Stranger 2: ....you fucker

Stranger 1: i mean american

Stranger 1: sorry typo

Stranger 2: oh hey neighbour! im canadian nbd

Stranger 1: it isn't a big deal

Stranger 2: thats exactly what i said

Stranger 2: i said no big deal

Stranger 2: dipshit

Stranger 1: i was restating

Stranger 2: well im not stupid

Stranger 2: you think im stupid just cause im a woman?

Stranger 2: or is it because im canadain

Stranger 1: kind of....nbd

Stranger 2: *canadian. wow sexist and racist. sweet

Stranger 2: jk luv u bbg

Stranger 1: it's no big deal though

Stranger 1: so don't get your panties in a bunch

Stranger 2: lets have cyber sex

Stranger 1: let's not

Stranger 2: hahaha oh dang i was hoping you'd say REALLY?

Stranger 2: ...lets try that again

Stranger 2: -----------------------------------------

Stranger 2: lets have cyber sex

Stranger 1: REALLY?

Stranger 2: no you fuckhead

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 2: sicko

Stranger 2: perv

Stranger 2: nasy

Stranger 1: nasy?

Stranger 2: nasty 60 year old pedophile

Stranger 2: gtfo

Stranger 1: fine

Stranger 1: i'll leave... but i'll be thinking of you sweetie Wink

Stranger 2: WinkWink ill remember you for the rest of my life

Stranger 2: my first love

Stranger 2: but we must part.

Stranger 1: NO

Stranger 2: YES

Stranger 1: we must not

Stranger 1: your my little fucknugget

Stranger 2: w must

Stranger 2: haahhahahahha

Stranger 2: eeeeeeewwwww im a VIRGIN

Stranger 1: me to

Stranger 1: nbd

Stranger 2: it isnt a big deal

Stranger 1: I KNOW

Stranger 2: karmas a bitch bitch

Stranger 1: vaginamouth

Stranger 1: that's what you are

Stranger 2: no you're a vagina mouth

Stranger 2: you cant eat yourself out silly!

Stranger 1: good one.

Stranger 1: you are a god damn comedian

Stranger 2: ...well maybe you can i've never tried to be honest

Stranger 1: try!

Stranger 2: ew no

Stranger 2: gross

Stranger 1: please just for me?

Stranger 1: i'm 60

Stranger 1: i'm going to die soon

Stranger 2: hahah its not possible

Stranger 2: im not flexible okay im not a gymnast im a basketball player

Stranger 1: fuck

Stranger 1: well... get your dad to push your head down or something

Stranger 1: LOL

Stranger 2: EEWWW

Stranger 2: hahaha he's sitting across the hall too!

Stranger 2: ew

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: niceeeeee

Stranger 2: n

Stranger 2: a

Stranger 2: s

Stranger 2: t

Stranger 2: y

Stranger 1: Y

Stranger 1: U

Stranger 1: M

Stranger 1: Wink

Stranger 2: EW

Stranger 1: c'mon

Stranger 2: i give good blow jobs stop by one time

Stranger 2: drive on up to quebec and i'll show you hahhahahahahaha

Stranger 1: REALLY?

Stranger 1: i'm on my way.

Stranger 2: hhahaha okay i'll see you in 3 days

Stranger 1: minutes*

Stranger 2: ill be waiting lover boy

Stranger 2: K THATS CREEPPY

Stranger 2: for you to be 3 minutes away means that you know where i live 0.0

Stranger 1: i have a fast van... what can i say

Stranger 2: rapist van

Stranger 2: does it say free candy on it?

Stranger 1: NO that's gross....

Stranger 1: it says free ice cream

Stranger 2: ooh

Stranger 2: can i just tell you right now im a dude?

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: i have a penis

Stranger 1: really i didn't know that

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: you want a blow job

Stranger 2: from a guy

Stranger 2: that makes you gay

Stranger 2: homo

Stranger 1: so

Stranger 2: homp

Stranger 2: homo

Stranger 2: homo

Stranger 2: homo

Stranger 2: homo

Stranger 1: i'm down

Stranger 2: homo

Stranger 2: homo

Stranger 2: homo

Stranger 2: hoommmoooooo

Stranger 1: sapien!

Stranger 2: hahaahah legit thought im a girl

Stranger 1: nope

Stranger 1: i didn't

Stranger 1: my boner did... but i didn't

Stranger 2: ....what

Stranger 2: your boner did what?

Stranger 1: nothing nevermind

Stranger 2: ....

Stranger 2: you didnt what?

Stranger 2: TELL ME

Stranger 1: I didn't think you were a girl... but my boner did

Stranger 2: oh

Stranger 1: my wee wee is gullable

Stranger 2: .....i didnt say that i thought that you thought i was a girl

Stranger 2: i bet you're a girl

Stranger 1: i'm not

Stranger 1: my dick is just really small

Stranger 2: ...you have an inverted dick dont you

Stranger 1: more like a tic tac.

Stranger 1: if that makes sense

Stranger 2: Sad

Stranger 2: i hate chodes

Stranger 1: sorry Sad

Stranger 1: i'm just 12 what do you want?

Stranger 2: .....does that make me a pedophile for offering you a bj?

Stranger 1: perhaps.....o.O

Stranger 2: good....very goood

Stranger 1: are you over the age of 70?

Stranger 2: maybbbeee :>

Stranger 1: well... then i might have to report you to the authorities.

Stranger 1: I need your asl for police records

Stranger 2: 18f canada

Stranger 2: lul

Stranger 1: ok... i'll tell 'em

Stranger 1: hahaha

Stranger 2: im sew scurd

Stranger 2: nat

Stranger 2: fagg head

Stranger 1: WHAT... my mom calls me that <3

Stranger 2: <3 hi son

Stranger 1: MOMMY Very Happy

Stranger 1: how is your vagina doing?

Stranger 2: goood, so glad you ate me out last night

Stranger 1: tastes like dad.

Stranger 2: really? cause your dad says that dick and pussy are kinda like coke and pepsi

Stranger 2: they're different but they taste the same

Stranger 2: HA

Stranger 2: HA

Stranger 2: HA

Stranger 1: my dad is a sick fuck.

Stranger 1: asscheese.

Stranger 1: HA

Stranger 1: HA

Stranger 1: HA

Stranger 1: HA

Stranger 1: an extra one for good luck

Stranger 2: thanks

Stranger 2: i luv good fuck

Stranger 2: i mean luck

Stranger 2: hahahahahhaa

Stranger 1: not funny.

Stranger 1: common error.

Stranger 2: pretty dang funnay

Stranger 2: wow is that person still watching our convo?

Stranger 2: dang id be bored

Stranger 1: i hope so

Stranger 1: he has a raging boner though. all this talk about eating out my mom got him randy

Stranger 2: ...he's you isnt he

Stranger 1: yup

Stranger 1: inception shit.

Stranger 2: wow thats fucked up

Stranger 1: yup!

Stranger 1: but who isn't right?

Stranger 2: me

Stranger 2: except when i fuck. lul

Stranger 1: well... what are you doing now?

Stranger 2: fucking

Stranger 2: obvz

Stranger 1: i could tell.

Stranger 1: you are pretty fucked

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: so are you bitch

Stranger 1: woa there cowboy

Stranger 1: i ain't no bitch

Stranger 2: woa there cowboy

Stranger 2: i aint no bitch

Stranger 1: this again?

Stranger 2: what again?

Stranger 1: this copying shit

Stranger 2: what copying shit?

Stranger 1: i though we got over that a while ago

Stranger 1: c'mon son

Stranger 2: yaaah budday

Stranger 1: no.

Stranger 1: you ain't my buddy, pal.

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 2: so im your pal/

Stranger 2: ?

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 2: ..you just called me pal

Stranger 1: listen bro, you ain't my pal... you got that friend?

Stranger 2: no bitch i dont

Stranger 1: shit. sorry.

Stranger 2: frigg have you seen the viddeo for lil wayne how to love. its facked up

Stranger 1: no... my mom doesn't let me watch lil wayne

Stranger 2: hahah funny

Stranger 2: but she lets you talk to strangers on omegle

Stranger 1: yeah i don't see your point

Stranger 1: you are an outstanding young lady

Stranger 2: hahahaha yeah you're right i am

Stranger 2: thanks for the compliment bitch

Stranger 1: Fuck you too Smile

Stranger 2: ..woah woah woah

Stranger 2: i never said fuck you

Stranger 2: but if ya wanna i guess we could meet half way

Stranger 2: hahaa

Stranger 1: I don't know what you mean

Stranger 1: i'm 12 remember?

Stranger 2: so what? i lost my v card when i was 7

Stranger 2: you're old!

Stranger 1: THAT'S NAAAASTY.

Stranger 2: hahahah i know eww

Stranger 1: but i'm down

Stranger 2: hahhaah which state you live in bbg?

Stranger 1: ASS A JEW SEX

Stranger 2: ....arkansas? hahahah is that even a state?

Stranger 1: no massachusetts...dumb ass

Stranger 2: wtf

Stranger 2: how is ass a jew sex

Stranger 2: massachusetts?

Stranger 2: your so retarded

Stranger 1: it's close

Stranger 2: no its not

Stranger 1: say it with me...ASS

Stranger 1: A

Stranger 1: JEW


Stranger 1: SEX

Stranger 2: say it with me

Stranger 2: YOU

Stranger 2: ARE

Stranger 2: GAY

Stranger 2: faggot

Stranger 1: oh well

Stranger 1: sucks to be you

Stranger 2: im sorry im just bad becuae im having sex right now and you arent

Stranger 2: i feel bad for you

Stranger 1: i am... with my hand, it's all good Smile

Stranger 2: "What is your opinion of Bronies? I dislike them. Brony=teenage or older male fan of the "My Little Pony" series"

Stranger 1: fags.

Stranger 2: that was our question

Stranger 2: hahahha

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: we answered it well

Stranger 2: woah what a coincidence, so i am i Wink

Stranger 1: SAT shit right here

Stranger 2: dude you're 12 wtf do you know about SATS

Stranger 1: nothing

Stranger 1: i'm 12 durr

Stranger 1: dumb bitch

Stranger 2: dont call me a bitch

Stranger 2: i'll fuck you up

Stranger 1: bring it......BITCH

Stranger 2: WHORE

Stranger 2: SKANK

Stranger 2: SLUT

Stranger 2: SLOB

Stranger 2: FUCKER

Stranger 2: FUCK FACE

Stranger 2: FUCK MUFFIN

Stranger 2: DICK HEAD

Stranger 1: BALL GOBLER

Stranger 2: HAHHA

Stranger 1: dummy

Stranger 2: DUMB ASSS HOCKER

Stranger 2: HOOKER I MEAN

Stranger 2: HAHA

Stranger 1: POO LICKER

Stranger 2: FML

Stranger 2: POO EATER

Stranger 1: ASS WAXER

Stranger 1: SAUSAUGE GARGLER

Stranger 2: thanks for the compliments

Stranger 2: ive been working on my deepthroating for a while

Stranger 2: glad to know its improved

Stranger 1: you're welcome Wink

Stranger 1: you deserve the best

Stranger 2: k well i gtg dawggie dawg since i gotta pick up my kitten early in the morning tomorrrow and its like 2am

Stranger 1: so

Stranger 1: stay up

Stranger 1: nbd

Stranger 2: haha i gotsta

Stranger 1: fine... bye.

Stranger 1: Sad

Stranger 2: Sad

Stranger 1: fuck

Stranger 2: bye buddy

Stranger 2: this was fun haha

Stranger 1: it was.

Stranger 1: i am dissapoint

Stranger 2: gtfo troll

Stranger 1: hahaha

Stranger 2: k byebyebye

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyFri 26 Aug 2011 - 9:20
Humanity has come to this... I couldn't be happier.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyFri 26 Aug 2011 - 21:04
Dear god....>.> Why Omeagle Why?
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 29 Aug 2011 - 19:58
Question: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Stranger 1: Yes

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 1: Kinda

Stranger 1: NO ME GUSTA

Stranger 1: YO TANGO UN GATO

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 29 Aug 2011 - 21:11
Question: Don't you think it's time for women's suffrage to end?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: we should all just be equal

Stranger 1: i h8 feminist

Stranger 2: i just think its stupid were not equal

Stranger 2: im not making anyone a danm sandwich

Stranger 1: yea but at least its better in america

Stranger 1: then in saudi arabia

Stranger 1: im actually thankful for the women of the past

Stranger 2: yeah there it sucks i would be scared to live there

Stranger 1: sooo im not really complaining

Stranger 1: ikr

Stranger 1: ppl get their heads chopped off

Stranger 2: ik its scary

Stranger 1: for not being iin the kitchen

Stranger 2: i just thik women deserve equal pay and stuff i dont wanna be treated the same as a man

Stranger 2: that would be wierd

Stranger 1: then i guess u cant be equal

Stranger 1: cuz men are up here

Stranger 1: and women are down here

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: thats not what im saying

Stranger 2: im saying i dont want like a bro hug and stuff i still want guys to hold doors and stuff

Stranger 1: yea that's not equal

Stranger 2: but i want to be payed the same

Stranger 2: but in my line of work i get paid more hahaha

Stranger 1 has disconnected




This was a joke, but the girl pissed me off when she mentioned the door holding thing. That is in no way, shape, or form, equal.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 29 Aug 2011 - 21:13
Question: Don't you think it's time for women's suffrage to end?

Stranger 1: It has ended

Stranger 1: are you fucking high

Stranger 1 has disconnected




I was looking for a retard, and I found one.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 29 Aug 2011 - 21:24
You have way too much time on your hands XD
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 29 Aug 2011 - 21:26
Agreed
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyMon 29 Aug 2011 - 21:46
Question: Goatse. Discuss.

You: Cool

You: I came

You: just now

Stranger: Cool story bro

Stranger: Tell me more

You: into my room

You: from the kitchen

You: where a woman was making me mai sammich

You: NOW YOU

Stranger: I am a woman. I don't make sammiches.

Stranger: Rather, my boyfriend cooks for me.

You: Wait

You: I thought you worked at subway?

You: SHIT

You: wrong person

You: sorry

Stranger: I am a freelance artist, BITCH!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




This time I did the answering.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyThu 10 Nov 2011 - 20:37
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: FUCK

Stranger: please

Stranger: Smile lol

You: Goddamn, I'm sorry.

Stranger: why?

You: I have tourettes or something, shit.

Stranger: haha okay

You: STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE, BITCH

You: EAT SHIT AND DIE

You: NO U

You: Anyways

You: SO

You: What's your name/

Stranger: Emily

You: What's yer game, babe?

You: Checkers? Nice.

Stranger: anything ur into?

Stranger: haha sure cherckers...

You: I'm in your mom right now, so I guess that counts.

Stranger: ur in my mom? i dont have a mom...

Stranger: she died

You: Not anymore you don't

Stranger: well yeah... because of breast cancer

You: GOD I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE

Stranger: you kinda are....

You: I love you too, bitch.

You: EMBRACE ME

Stranger: *hug*

Stranger: tight untill you die!

You: DAMN STRAIGHT

You: Wait

You: No

Stranger: jk!

You: Fuck off.

Stranger: im kidding dude!

You: Whore.

You: That's gross.

Stranger: whats gross? ur

Stranger: ASS

You: My ass is pretty gross

You: ...just like that one chocolate starfish...

You: Uhhh, but that's a story for another time

Stranger: uh... okay! thats disgusting

Stranger: okay then.

Stranger: ur really an interesting kid!

You: Well.

You: That makes one of us.

Stranger: yes?

Stranger: haha is that a comlement??

Stranger: Smile thanks mr.

You: No, I'm saying I'm the only interesting one.

Stranger: oh damn... ouch

You: Dumb bitch.

Stranger: hey now!


Stranger: im probably smarter then u

You: My IQ is 140, try me

Stranger: idk my IQ how do you find that out

You: ...by taking a test

Stranger: okay, where?

You: I took mine in gradeschool and was placed in an advanced, gifted education class.

You: Various places

You: If you were smart like me, you'd know that

Stranger: oh shut up! im in advanced classes too!

You: ORLY?

Stranger: yeah i am!

You: pics or it didn't happen

Stranger: haha whaa?

You: Did I stutter?

You: ENGLISH

You: MOTHERFUCKER

You: DO YOU SPEAK IT

Stranger: yes. in fact i do

You: Could have fooled e

You: Me*

Stranger: ur a real asshole!

You: Sooo

You: Why are you still talking to me?

You: I mean

You: I know girls like dicks, but come ON.

You: Love you <3

You: Did you die or something? I'm still talking to you






....after that, the person stopped responding, lol
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle shiznazz   Omegle shiznazz EmptyThu 23 Feb 2012 - 15:24
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 12 f usa

Stranger: 14 m europe

Stranger: my name is Daniel

You: Alyssa

Stranger: how u doing today?

You: im ok, just bored

Stranger: oh, me too

Stranger: how u look like?

You: uh...

You: blonde i guess

You: y?

Stranger: brown hair and blue eyes

Stranger: do u like sports?

You: i suppose so, im not really into that sort of thing though

You: im mostly into videogames

Stranger: i like soccer, but videogames too

You: wat ones?

Stranger: soccer games ;-)

Stranger: Fifa soccer

You: i see Razz

Stranger: :-P

Stranger: and you?

You: mostly fps games like halo and cod

Stranger: ah, okay Smile

You: mhmm

Stranger: sorry, can i ask u a other question?

You: thats fine

Stranger: do u ever try masturbation?

You: what?????

Stranger: masturbation?

You: uh >.>

Stranger: so?

You: pervert.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: no, just interested

You: Do you have nothing better to do than go on Omegle and try to talk to girls in a whorish way? I mean really.

You: Get a damn life.

Stranger: isnĀ“t masturbation normal?

Stranger: sorry!!

You: I bet you would have disconnected immediately if I was a guy.

You: Right?

Stranger: no

You: orly?

Stranger: what?

You: So if I said I was a guy, you'd stay? I call bullshit on that one, faggot.

You: gtfo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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