Omegle shiznazz

Question to discuss:


Alienware or Cyberpower ?



You: Kill niggers, do the world a favor. Romney '12
Message from Omegle: Romney? You deserve better. Why not Gary Johnson?
Stranger: alien
Stranger: lolwtf
You: Arien
You: You heard me.
Stranger: aryanware
You: Aryanware is best ware
Stranger: lol
You: Romney 2012
Stranger: kony 2012
You: Sir.
You: This isn't a fucking debate.
Stranger: sorry
You: Damn right.
You: Shit.
You: Kids these days.
Stranger: cunt
You: Kill niggers, do the world a favor. Romney 2012
Stranger: tea party?
You: Tea party.
You: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
You: Lemon party
You: Meatspin.
Stranger: party party
You: BME PAIN OLYMPICS
You: Fuck ponies.
Stranger: oh jessuz thats naaaaaasty
You: MLP is for queers
You: I <3 BME Pain Olympics
You: It's my homepage
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: who the fuck would homepage that?!?!!
Stranger: lmao
You: ME, MOTHERFUCK
Stranger: ROMNEY 2012
You: ROMNEY 20120
Stranger: 50210?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Yes.
You: Because that is obviously what I said.
Stranger: Seinfeld?
You: Stupid FU-
Stranger: THEEEEE BEEEEESt!!!!!
You: I WANNA BE
You: THE VERY BEST
Stranger: that romney never was
You: TO CATCH OBAMA IS MY REAL TEST
Message from Omegle: Obama? You deserve better. Why not Gary Johnson?
Stranger: to train him is my...omfg what am i doing
You: ROMNEYMON, GOTTA CATCH EM AAAAALLLLLLL
Stranger: who the fck is gary johnson?
You: That's not the words to the pokemon theme.
Stranger: OMBAMAAMAMMAMAMMAMAMMMAMAMMAMAMMAMAM
Stranger: goodbye sir.
You: Guten bai

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Question to discuss:

A girl keeps asking tp have sex over text, how can i tell if she is serious?


You: Call her a bitch and see if she still likes you, then you'll know
You: Bitches love to be called bitches
Stranger: Bitch
You: Fag
Stranger: D:
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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: =.=

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Question to discuss:

Everything is anonymous here; so what is your deepest, darkest secret or fantasy?

Stranger: Raping a cat-girl in the ass until she loves me
You: I secretly killed 5 people and buried their bodies under my house, no joke
You: It was a family

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Question to discuss:

listen to some french rap!

You: Kill yourself.
Stranger: Fuck yourself
You: But
You: How can the asker fuck themself, if they already killed themself?
Stranger: ill help them out.
You: k
You: thanks
You: Romney '12
Message from Omegle: Romney? You deserve better. Why not Gary Johnson?
Stranger: Sons of a bitch
You: That's alright, God forgives you.
You: Repent now
You: And you will be saved
Stranger: interrupting our convorsation with poitics!!! An i will be!!
You: R.O.M.N.E.Y 2012
You: HEATHEN FUCK
Stranger: shut the fuck up!!!
You: NO YOU
Stranger: Im voting for #george washington
You: I shall too, then
You: WASHINGTON 2012
You: Wait.
Stranger: fuck yeah!
You: Did you just do a fucking hash tag.
Stranger: hahah maybe
You: Get the fuck out of my sight, twitterfag.
Stranger: oh hell no!! Twitter is freaking G
You: If you're mentally challenged and don't know what good material is.
You: Also
You: Nigger
You: Nobody likes you
Stranger: justin bieber!!!!!!!!!
You: OMG~<3
You: No.
You: Get out.
Stranger: awww
You: Kill yourself.
You: R.O.M.N.E.Y 2012
Stranger: as long as you love me!!!
You: I HAVE NEVER
You: AND WILL NEVER
You: LOVE YOU
Stranger: never say never
Stranger: -jb <3
You: cool story
You: tell it again
You: I'M SO FUCKING HARD
Stranger: omg r u!!!!!!
You: No. You.
You: Sir.
You: Get out.
You: Nobody likes you.
Stranger: im a girl! Faghole
You: BITCH, I DOUBT THAT.
Stranger: no i am.
You: Pics or it didn't happen
You: LOL JK
You: Nobody likes girls.
You: Dudes are where it's at.
Stranger: fuck you FAH
Stranger: FAg
You: Wench
Stranger: hehehhehe i am!!
You: Bar maid
Stranger: can i be a stripper
You: Ye olde village bicycle
You: Yes dear
Stranger: Yay . A dirty one???
You: Caked with mud and rusted to your heart's desire
Stranger: yayayay ima tell my mommy!!!
You: Run dear, run all the way home as fast your legs can carry you!
Stranger: bitch. Ur not gonna give me a ride. Fuck Yo COUCH!!!!
You: I WILL PISS ON YO COUCH AND ROLL IN IT, NIGGA!!!
Stranger: ratcheet ass mutha fucka!!!!!!!
You: COMMON WHORE
Stranger: BRING IT SKANK!!!!!
You: OH SISTER, YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG FAG TODAY.
You: *fisticuffs*
You: *slaps*
Stranger: OH HELL NO ! hOld my PANTiES!!!!
You: k
Stranger: NoT YOu DIRtty Whore!!!
You: BITCH
You: FUCK YO PANTIES
You: I WILL LIGHT THEM ON FIRE AND WATCH THE FLEAS RUN
Stranger:
You: >: O
Stranger: i cannot believe you just said that...
You: =.=
Stranger: IMA Light your ass on fire! Bitch
You: k
Stranger: then im gonna let justin bieber FUCK YO ASHES!!!!!! And tweet it too
You: k
You: kkk, niggers gonna nig
You: #YOLO
Stranger: Omg! Did you just hashtag that shit!
You: I believe I did.
You: Tramp.
Stranger: fUCK YO TWEET

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Question to discuss:

Do you have any fetish?


Stranger: lip bitting.

You: I like to wear the girl's skin as footy pajamas

Stranger: ....

Stranger: xD

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