Omegle shiznazz

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?

You: I'll think about it, does it come with pickles?

Stranger: maybe

You: wait...how the fuck did I get in here.

Stranger: if your a F it could I guess

You: That's sexist babes

Stranger: its only sexist if I mean it

You: And most do, so I imagine that you did

Stranger: pshhh you wish

You: NIPPLESCROTUM

You: Regardless

Stranger: sounds like it hurts

You: Or shall I say....

You: IR-regardless

You: it's in the dictionary

Stranger: congrats lol

You: I lol'd so hard I came at least 7 times

Stranger: get a gatorade

You: I did

You: But I prefer vodka and monster energy

Stranger: need your eletrolytes

You: I make MEIN OWN ELECTROLYTEZ

You: using my strapon DICK

Stranger: sweating on your nipplescrotum?

You: That's gross.

Stranger: woo woo woo you know it

You: cuz I show it

Stranger: if its on the corner you hoe it

You: nein.

You: You have failed me for the last time.

Stranger: thats what you think

You: ...or do you

You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: absolutely not

You: I understand now.

Stranger: good

You: I must unveil the ultimate truth...

You: ...for you see...

Stranger: god is a woman

You: .....I am......

You: BATMA-

You: What.

You: I mean...*straightens tie* ...I knew that.

Stranger: one of those tie wearing lesbians?

You: Sir.

You: I resent that.

Stranger: simple question really

You: I do NOT wear ties.

You: You are a liar.

Stranger: you said you did

You: No, I said I straightened one

You: Doesn't mean it was mine

Stranger: oh well

You: My spidey senses are tingling

You: They tell me that....

You: ....that.....

You: I AM IN FACT A MAN AND YOU FEEL MORALLY OBLIGATED TO LEAVE BECAUSE OF SUCH.

Stranger: well if you weren't well 5yr old boy under wear as an adult your nipplescrotum could breath

Stranger: and you wouldn't be tingling

You: Well shit.

You: I need to get this thing checked out then.

Stranger: thats what I'm saying

You: *injects meth into dick*

Stranger: it burns when you pee?

You: Most of the tim.

You: *time

You: ....

Stranger: tim

You: ....ok,all the time

Stranger: is that your gay lover

Stranger: SLIPPPPP

You: Only on saturdays

Stranger: and twice on sundays

You: that's gross, how dare you insult mother GOD.

You: The very idea...

You: ...just despicable.

Stranger: is just an idea

Stranger: despicable me

Stranger: ?

You: was a movie

Stranger: just like this convo is epic

You: lol

Stranger: sir you hve met your match

You: Sir, I am my match.

You: *sizzles*

You: Ooooo, so hot

Stranger: your hand

You: PISS.

Stranger: on your jellyfish sting

You: Yep

Stranger: it feels better

You: damn right

You: That's why I piss in my hands and throw it into the toilet

You: ...and occasionally at passerby's faces

Stranger: I new that rain tasted funny

Stranger: knew

You: You're welcom.

You: *welcome

Stranger: no your welcum

You: NO YOU

You: NEIN DU

You: NON TU

You: BITCH

You: FUCK.

Stranger: dont go nazi on me

You: Sir, I am PROUD of my heritage.

You: Grand-pop hitler died for my sins.

Stranger: ahhh thats precious

You: Yes. He was.

Stranger: like cats with the big eyes

Stranger: looking at you?

You: ikr? I ate one of those earlier

Stranger: chinese food?

You: No

You: Neighbor's

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: from?

You: USA

Stranger: ahaa im from london

You: cool story bro

Stranger: fu.

You: wut

Stranger: f u

You: Losiento, no hablo ingles

Stranger: ah si, hableis espanol?

You: Nein, nein du

Stranger: du bist einer dick shiezer

You: Nein scheisse, herr

Stranger: your dumb.

You: No,

You: YOU'RE dumb

You: apostrophe r-e

Stranger: fuck you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hue.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello


Stranger: Im lesbian

You: Ok?

Stranger: Are u?

You: Can't say I am, but I don't see the relevance.

Stranger: Are u a boy?

You: Yes.

Stranger: U need ya dick cut off

You: You're an unpleasant individual who needs to go back to school.

You: And get a life

You: Loser

Stranger: Wanna kidnapp kids on here weird cunt

Stranger: U needa get a life being on here lol

You: I find it funny that you're the one insulting me when the first thing you say to a
complete stranger is "I'm a lesbian"

You: I'd classify that as needy and downright strange.

You: I'm here to discuss topics with strangers, while I assume you're on here to "troll"
people.

You: So I divert your attention back to my original point,

You: "Get a life"

Stranger: U have no life sitting on a comp talking to randoms al day hahaha

You: You're on here too, dumbass.

You: Lololololololololol

You: faggit

Stranger: Im on here to pay out desperate cunts on here

Stranger: Like u

You: I'm on here to talk to people because I have nothing better to do.

You: I'd assume that since you're on here at the time that you are, that you are neither in
school nor have a job.

You: You should become a productive citizen

You: It's rather pleasant.

Stranger: Right bak at ya cunt

You: I have a job, this is my day off

You: Smart ass.

Stranger: Touching kids u beast get some reall friends and get off here

You: I should say the same to you, but I'd only be feeding your ego

You: After all, you are but a childish young man.

Stranger: I have friends in with 1 ATM but u go on here to make friends ahahaha

You: I bet you came on here to have cyber sex with people because you can't get any in
real life, posing as a lesbian just so you can hopefully 'get some'

Stranger: Yer hahaha



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Question I asked:


Your computer ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ow has a virus

Stranger 1: awesome

Stranger 1: i love those

Stranger 2: wtf mang

Stranger 1: like thats even possible xD

Stranger 2: no srsly

Stranger 2: norton just popped up

Stranger 2: like wtf

Stranger 1: lolololololol

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Question: Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

You: K

You: One is liquid

You: The other is MY DICK

Stranger: Because snow flakes are lighter

You: I mean solid.

Stranger: And lol that was creative bro

You: Nein, it is because they are solid

You: thanks, I'm chalk full of creativity and witty african american comments, my nigger.

Stranger: Hahahaha

You: What's good, bitch?

Stranger: The chance of me sleeping with your girl tonight

Stranger: Lol

You: I win then

You: Because I don't have a girl

You: ........I have HOES.

You: *stylish blackman snap*

Stranger: Hahaha

Stranger: *overweight black girl voice* DAAYYYYYUUUMMMM

You: Aw shit, don't talk about La'Shawndah behind her back...

You: She'll fucking molest me in my sleep with a waffle iron.

Stranger: GURL SHANIQUA GOT DAT BITCHEZ NUMBER

You: DON'T FUCKIN MOCK ME HONKY

Stranger: whats your opinion on te african american community's fondness of fried chicken

You: Well

You: You see

You: Fried chicken is a staple of the nigga's diet because it's so easy to produce. You just pop it in the skillet and let the fire do the rest. The white man has his burgers. We black people don't understand the concept of burger flippin.

You: Takes too damn much effort.

Stranger: Oh I see

Stranger: Mah boy Terrell better bring me back some drumstikz

Stranger: (brofist) see ya man

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Question: THINGS ARE SHAPING UP TO BE PRETTY ODD.


You: K

Stranger: Ok

You: Wait

Stranger: Hi stranger!

Stranger:

You: OH SHIT

Stranger: WAIT AHHH

You: ANOTHER PERSON

Stranger: STRANGER DANGER!

You: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

Stranger: STRANFER DANGER!

You: POW POW

You: BAM

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Guess I killed him.

Question: I want to hug my little sister and tell her I love her, but she's couped up in her room and I'd feel like I'm invading. :/

You: Go

You: Go to her

Stranger: Go 4 it

You: And show her how much you love her

You: Take her on the bed

You: Like she wants you to, deep inside

Stranger: Haha ya YOLO

You: Kill yourself.

You: Make your little sister into the woman she deserves to be.

You: And desires to be.


You: WHY IS NOBODY DISCONNECTING

You: THIS IS AWKWARD NOW


You: Brb, police at my door.

You have disconnected

Question: Would you have sex with a horse?

Stranger: no

You: YES

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You should have sang the pompf song to the little girl question.

Question: ONE DIRECTION?



You: Kill yourself.

Stranger: is meh

You: KILL YOURSELF

You: KILL YOURSELF.

Stranger: no no no dont tell them to do that

Stranger: then somebody else has to clean up

You: KILL YOURFUCKINGSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Stranger: thats mean to the janitor

You: TAKE A BATH IN ACID.

Stranger: O.O

Stranger: u ok, stranger? lol

You: IT LEAVES BEHIND NO MESS

Stranger: have they maybe gang banged your mother?

You: I WILL GET THE LYME

You:
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Stranger: cause your reaction is x10 over the top

Stranger: lawlz

You: *whispers*

You: Kill yourself.

Stranger: here this will help you

Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB5ceAruYrI&feature=endscreen

You: k

Stranger: lion king makes everything better

Stranger: lawlz

You: I will masturbate to it and share it with my allies.

Stranger: the shit

Stranger: i dont even

Stranger: should;ve geven you some 1direction shit xD


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Question: anybody got used panties i could have i am a female


You: Is it snack time yet

You: I want to take a nap and nap time only comes after snack time

Stranger: ok go have a snack then

You: But it's not snack time....

You: I don't wanna break any rules

Stranger: yes it is snack time

You: Oh

You: ok

You: Bye bye!

Stranger: bye

You have disconnected

I decided to deeply cross the line a few times, this is the best I've gotten so far.


I am a registered Sex offender who is legally allowed to keep custody of my 6 year old daughter, who I have molested several times. I'll leave my impulses up to Omegle, should I keep molesting her?
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 2: Bad pedo!
Stranger 1: Eventually, she'll get the impression it's okay for you to touch her.
Stranger 1: So it all works out. Keep at it good buddy!
Stranger 2: Bad stranger!
Stranger 1: Me?
Stranger 1: Bad?
Stranger 1: Oh no no no no.
Stranger 1: You have it all wrong.
Stranger 2: Yep you guys are bad
Stranger 1: I make EVERYONE happy. I'll give harmless advice!
Stranger 1:
Stranger 2: Im a pilgrim in an unholy land

LONG AS FUUUUUU-


Question: why is lil wayne so bad ?


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Stranger: I remmember you
Stranger: From earlier
You: Nein, I do not believe you do.
Stranger: Why not?
You: Because dicks.
Stranger: Dicks are not a valid reason
You: Well
You: That is unfortunate
You: Because I have many
Stranger: You may wish to present that fact to a doctor..
You: We do not have doctors where I am from
You: We have only Zuul
Stranger: Well I would advise you to cut all but one of them off
You: No, the more the merrier
You: The children love them
Stranger: Women tend to disaprove of multiple penetrations simultaneously
You: That is ok, I have multiple wives
Stranger: Also it makes you more likely to get them prego
You: No, my balls are tiny
You: Like cocoanuts
Stranger: Like coconuts?
You: Like cocoanuts.
Stranger: That's considered small were you are from?
You: Yes?
Stranger: Does everyone have testicular cancer?
You: No, no
You: We tie a string around our scrotum at a small age, and beat our testicles with rocks to make them swell and develope scar tissue
You: Increases fertility.
Stranger: That sounds very painfully gruesome
You: The children endure it.
You: For it is good for them.
Stranger: I'm geussing no pain-killers there?
You: no
Stranger: Any other weird practices there?
You: Several, compared to your customs.
You: But alas, I must slumber. For tomorrow, we must prepare the youngest female child for the great stretch, I believe it would be called in your language.
Stranger: Holy shit. Tell me that's not what it sounds like?
You: I do not know how it sounds to you, but it is common practice to use fruits of small to large size to...how do you say...
You: Shove up there?
You: It increases birthing room and fertility.
You: The youngest male then eats the fruit, and they shall be married when they come of age.
Stranger: Wow...
Stranger: What 'of age' considered?
You: About 12
Stranger: What's the average life expectancy?
You: 30
Stranger: How are you on a computer?
You: We have a center that I am at currently, not far from our home.
You: We practice old traditions, but we still use modern tools and such some times.
You: In the center, we have cold water, air conditioning, and food
You: As well as phones and internet.
Stranger: You don't have water back home?
You: We do, but the water here is purified
You: And cold
Stranger: So why not run a pipe from there to home?
You: This center isn't just for us, it is for the people who help with neighboring tribes as well.
You: Our village is not large enough for that, so we come here, occasionally.
You: Not large enough to run a pipe, as you said.
Stranger: Why not move your village closer to the 'center' then?
You: We do not wish it to influence our ways. Only a select few and myself are allowed to visit it, to preserve our culture.
You: The others do not know much about it.
You: I enjoy modern tools and technology, but the others have not seen much of it, and the people who run the center feel as if it may scare or overwhelm them.
Stranger: How often do you go to the center?
You: A couple times a month
You: For about a day, maybe two
Stranger: Why not stay there?
You: I must take care of my wives back in the village
Stranger: Slaughter them and leave?
You: You are a bad person.
You: Lol
You: STUPID FUCK
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Stranger: Well isn't that how you divorce there?
You: More or less, but we usually just eat them alive
Stranger: Sounds much more humane
You: It is
You: And it is fun.
You: To consume human flesh.
Stranger: How many wives exactly would you have to eat to leave?
You: I showed my village the Nintendo Wii, and even they thought it was shit.
You: 100,000
Stranger: Well fuck damn
You: Son, you boring as dickballs
Stranger: I try
You: Bye nigger.
Stranger: I'm white!!
You: NO
You: U R BRAK
Stranger: U aw asian!!!
You: NO
You: U
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm white
You: Oh ok.
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: Nigger..
You: nigger
Stranger: No
Stranger: U nigger
You: No
You: Me hispanic
You: U nigger
Stranger: Me white
Stranger: U beaner
You: You wigger, me south american.
Stranger: Well I come from the north
You: Northwigger
Stranger: And slavery is abolished up here
You: bullshit
You: Since when?
Stranger: Um.. about 10 years ago
You: fuk.
Stranger: Right about when our government framed iraq in 2001
You: Damn it.
You: FUK
You: I just...
You: I can't...
You: UGH!!!
You: RRRRRRRRRR
You: GOD!!!
Stranger: Yep no more niggers..
You: o
You: well
You: that's sort of good
Stranger: They do get free money though
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: CK
Stranger: A system called welfare
You: Bye asshat
Stranger: Hey!
You: NO
Stranger: My ass is in no hat
You: WIGGER ASSHAT
Stranger: Why would you call me an asshat?
Stranger: That doesn't even make since
You: Sense
Stranger: Why am I an asshat?
Stranger: Fuck you
Stranger: I don't give two cents
Stranger: ..lol
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Stranger: I will not suck yout dick
Stranger: And what is this objection to?
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Stranger: No what?
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Stranger: That's kinda discusting..
You: yet satisfying.
Stranger: Why would you roll in your own piss?
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Stranger: I'm going two start doing this on purpose
Stranger: Because you had two correct me
You: Talk to you later, asshat.
You have disconnected

Objection, that is not a fucking question.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: I wanted to be the very best!


You: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND

You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

Stranger: nobody is perfect!

You: ...

You: You fucking ruined it

Stranger: do u really think i care?

Stranger: cuz i dont give a damn wat u think

You: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You: ck

Stranger: no thanks u might have something..

You: Wat.

You: Please tell me I was your first.

You: PLEASE.

You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stranger: nope u wasnt.

You: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND

You: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE

You: POKEMON

You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLLL

Stranger: how old r u like 10?

You: IT'S YOU AND ME-

You: I'm 19, sir.

You: And I have not seen pokemon for 9 years.

You: So kindly go blow a dude

You: And then kill yourself.

Stranger: wat? u blow dudes? u sick f*ck

You: You censor fuck?

You: Lol

You: What are you, a child?

Stranger: go play in traffic

Stranger: and no im a teenager........16

You: Nice comeback

You: Top notch, I must say

You: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY
YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU

Stranger: trust me i have 2 put up with snotty little bitches in school so im used to talkin back

You: POOOOOOKEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

You: But you sound like a little bitch yourself

You: So where do you fit into that equation?

Stranger: im a bitch with attitude and a lady with class

You: Hmmmmm

You: You sound sexually confused

You: And you may have aspergers.

You: Please go speak with your school psychiatrist. I fear for your health.

Stranger: no i just dont let people run all over me.

You: That is not my concern

You: My concern is that you said you are a bitch, and lady with class

You: Classy ladies are not bitches, and bitches cannot be classy

You: I fear you have a mental disorder

You: bitch

Stranger: talking about me being mental ur talking 2 a girl?

Stranger: i wonder if u have a girlfriend

Stranger: and u dont have a pretty mouth.

You: Ah, good comeback. Now I know a little more about your psyche

You: Go cut yourself like you usually do.

You: Goth whore

Stranger: look asshole im not goth u little bitch. and i dont get around probaly like ur stupid ass does. i

You: Cool story, and lovely words

You: You are one step closer to self improvement

Stranger: so just shut ur mouth u freaking jew

You: Since when did jew become an insult? Lol, you must be five.

You: OH

You: And my mouth is not moving, I am typing, you see

You: And you are reading what I type

Stranger: what that makes u 3 then

You: I was unaware that three year olds can type

You: I must be a fucking genius

Stranger: ur arguing with a 16 year old

You: No, madame, you are arguing. I am speaking to you in a civilized, if not degrading manner.

Stranger: bull crap ur cussing at me

You: Now go kill yourself

Stranger: and that is not civilzed u idoit

You: Cussing is arguing? When did this happen?

You: But it is facinating nonetheless

Stranger: ur mean and rude and i dont like u at

You: We should be friends then

Stranger: y would i wanna be friends with a dick head

You: Because you love the cock?

Stranger: and how old r u?

You: I told you already

You: Scroll up.

You: It's the middle button on the mouse

Stranger: 19

You: The little part that spins

Stranger: i no

You: Ah, that's good.

You: I hate teaching imbeciles.

Stranger: ok well i have a boyfriend

Stranger: goodbye

You: Cool

You: Go cry to him then

You: WHY HAVE YOU NOT DISCONNECTED YET

Your conversational partner has disconnected.





Cyberbullying at its finest

Portable atrocities, sir.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: Is Grace a sexy name?




You: No
Stranger: A little.
You: It implies religion
You: And religion is the biggest turnoff in the universe
You: Next to murder
Stranger: Only for faggot neckbeards.
You: Indeed
Stranger: Go back to Reddit.
You: That is basically my point
You: I have never been
Stranger: You'd like it.
Stranger: They all hate religion yet talk about it constantly.
You: Religion is just bad for your health
You: I agree with Stranger
Stranger: What did I say?
You: Pretty much all of what you said.
You: So yeah. I feel that we can agree that Grace is a terrible name
Stranger: No, I like it.
You: And those who name their children that should feel bad.
You: You're being modest.
You: I admire that.
Stranger: Not really.
You: *hugs*
Stranger: Gross.
You: It is
You: That name really is gross.....
You: And the implications are no better
Stranger: You probably like stupid names.
Stranger: Like Shilo
You: That's a weird name
You: I agree, it is stupid
Stranger: And you like weird.
You: Weird?
You: Have you not seen today's society?
You: The music, the fashion?
You: The politics?
Stranger: Nothing out of the ordinary.
You: Look at it and tell me with a straight face that it is not weird.
You: Oh, so that is normal, but a name is weird.
You: You sir, are brilliant.
Stranger: To me it is.
You: And I adore you.
You: You are special, and I admire that.
Stranger: It's about how things make you feel.
Stranger: Shilo makes me feel weird.
You: And Grace makes me feel weird.
You: Now we understand each other.
Stranger: Not really.
You: You sir are amazing
You: I love you.
You: With all my heart.
Stranger: Do you really call people "sir"?
You: Yes
Stranger: That's very neckbeard.
You: For I am a gentleman, as I am told
Stranger: By who?
You: Everyone I have the pleasantry of meeting
Stranger: A gentleman would appreciate biblical names I would think.
You: Why?
You: Why would the bible be gentlemanlike? It is full of evil and genocide.
Stranger: Wouldn't he be easy going and appreciate most things?
You: most things yes
Stranger: Nothing wrong with evil and genocide.
Stranger: Given we evolved from chimps I'd say we're doing pretty well.
You: But the bible is full of corruption and wrong doing
You: Sure, if you take that stance
You: But the fact of the matter is that the supposed holy book is nothing more but an evil stain on our wonderful society, and has turned us into monsters
You: Therefore and thusly,
You: Grace is a bad name.
Stranger: It's all about what you associate it with.
Stranger: I accept that the Bible is a major part of human history.
You: You said it was biblical
Stranger: And in that, I find Grace beautiful.
You: So
You: Something common is beautiful
Stranger: Grace is common?
Stranger: Common can be beautiful.
Stranger: That's what makes is common sometimesw.
You: "Bible is a major part of human history."
Stranger: Sometimes*
Stranger: What's your point?
Stranger: Yes, I said that.
You: I said that because something is common, it is beautiful, based on what you said, my good sir.
Stranger: When did I make that conclusion?
You: Thereby indirectly, you stated that evil is beautiful
Stranger: It can be.
Stranger: You don't like watching violence sometimes?
Stranger: I'd rather it didn't happen, but from a certain viewpoint, it can be pleasurable.
You: Violence is fine, when presented fictitiously
Stranger: If you deny it, you deny being an animal.
You: Violence is a part of what we are as living things
You: However,
You: When it is committed in the name of a religion.....
You: Then it is unjust, and horrid.
Stranger: Isn't it unjust without religion?
You: Not always. For all living things must fight to survive.
You: It is when we fight to force others to believe what we believe, or share our ideals,
You: It is horrid and unjust.
Stranger: That's not the only unjust motivator.
You: Of course
Stranger: Greed is a big one you're missing.
You: I did not miss anything, I stated that it wasn't always religion
You: Greed is very much so a factor
Stranger: More than religion I'd say nowadays.
You: Perhaps
Stranger: Religious extremism you're seeing today is that last struggle for religion before it dies out.
You: Religion may not be as prominent today, but its influence has been one of negativity, and is thereby perpetually associated with such.
Stranger: Hang on, call.
You: And indeed
You: Hang on as well. I will be back shortly.
Stranger: I don't think it's only done bad.
Stranger: A lot of times it's helped quite a bit.
You: Rarely so
You: However I do not deny it.
You: Much like fast food. It seems good, and makes some people happy.
You: But it is bad for you.
Stranger: Not always.
Stranger: Some people find a lot of peace in it.
You: Christianity, namely
Stranger: And become charitable through the church.
You: Sure.
You: But I speak of the majority.
Stranger: Westboro isn't the majority.
You: The crusades, etc
You: I never once refered to them
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Not sure what we're really debating here.
Stranger: The only difference is I try to see the brighter side, you look at the bad.
You: That Grace is associated with evil and is thereby a bad name
Stranger: On the whole we really agree.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: I also associate it with Amazing Grace.
Stranger: Religious or not, that's a nice tune.
You: I've always disliked that song. Not for religious reasons however
Stranger: It can get annoying on bagpipes I guess.
You: Haha
Stranger: I've heard that played at three funerals.
You: I see
Stranger: Oh?
Stranger: You were there?
You: No?
You: I said I see. I meant that I understand.
Stranger: I was bliiiiiind, but nowwww I seeeee
Stranger: I know what you meant.
You: Oh.
Stranger: You really can't appreciate Grace?
You: I find the name itself to be fine. It is what it implies. Its origin.
Stranger: I guess you wouldn't like my name either.
You: Hmm?
Stranger: Be right back.
Stranger: AIDS.
You: OK
You: LOLOLOLOL
Stranger: Easily amused?
You: idk, it depends.
Stranger: I'm not ashamed to enjoy some low brow humor.
You: lol
You: indeed
You: I notice that the conversation went from insults to a debate.
Stranger: I'm just holding back.
Stranger: Not that I don't like you, I just like insulting people.
You: Lol
You: Same here.
You: *brofist*
Stranger: None of that now.
You: Cumguzzler
Stranger: Wasn't too bad actually.
You: Indeed
Stranger: Hm, yes, quite.
You: Most indubitably
Stranger: *Puff cigar*
You: *swigs gin*
Stranger: On a Tuesday afternoon?
You: Yeah, pretty much
Stranger: Might as well.
Stranger: We're both on the dole.
You: Damn right.
Stranger: I guess this is Victorian London then.
Stranger: I'm scratching my mutton chops.
Stranger: Jesus, I'm tired.
Stranger: If you couldn't tell.
Stranger: And sorry for saying Jesus.
You: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TIRED ON A TUESDAY
Stranger: I know that implies genocide and Arabs.
Stranger: Trying to get my sleep schedule normal again.
You: And I don't give a fuck about religious junk, lol.
You: I was just giving you shit.
Stranger: Well
You: o i c
Stranger: It kind of worked.
You: I see.
Stranger: Most atheists annoy me.
You: Lol
You: Why's that?
Stranger: I can barely bring myself to call myself one.
You: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: They talk about religion more than Christians do.
Stranger: It seems counter productive.
You: Yeah
Stranger: Too fucking tired.
Stranger: The repairman was giving me weird looks as I was rambling about what needs to be fixed.
You: lol
Stranger: pretty sure I was barely making sense.
You: "Fix my bullshit."
You: "..what?"
Stranger: That would have been better.
You: "You heard me, nigger."
Stranger: He's not a nigger.
You: o
Stranger: He looks like a Civil War vet.
You: Hmmmmmm
Stranger: What? You don't know any Civil War vets?
Stranger: Abolitionists were very guided by religion also.
You: Lol
Stranger: Did you really laugh out loud?
Stranger: I think that was a lie.
You: It is always a lie
Stranger: Not for me.
Stranger: That's why I never use it.
Stranger: I never laugh.
You: I see
You: You must live a very sad life then
Stranger: No.
You: STOP BEING DEPRESSED
Stranger: I'm just always happy.
You: GO KILL YOURSELF THEN
Stranger: No need for laughter.
You: Can't spell laughter without anal rape.
Stranger: L-a-u-g-ana rape GOD DAMMIT
Stranger: Well, I fucked that up.
You: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
You: DAMN IT, MAN!
You: JUST....
You: GOD DAMN IT.
Stranger: DON'T SAY GOD
You: YAHWEH DAMN IT
Stranger: YOU'RE IMPLYING SLAVERY AND WIFE BEATING
Stranger: And AIDSSSSS
You: ALLAH DAMN IT
You: ALLAHU ACKBAR
Stranger: DERKA DERKA
You: ALLAH ALLAH
Stranger: What is red?
You: The blood of virgins?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Red.
Stranger: What is it?
You: THE TIP OF MY PENIS-
You: Oh.
You: Red?
Stranger: That's what I said.
You: Red
Stranger: I don't speak Spanish.
Stranger: What is it?
You: Blue paint
Stranger: Fine.
Stranger: We'll leave it at that.
Stranger: Since you can't figure it out.
You: k
Stranger: Douche.
You: nigger
Stranger: I's be a free man nao, ya hea me boy?
You: No, I do not hear you, black man
Stranger: Ain' no nigga no mo'
You: You will always be a nigger
Stranger: Feelsbadman.jpg
You: For you wear the skin of the nigger
Stranger: Don't you like it?
Stranger: Nigerian import coat.
You: I do
You: Very nice
You: I have one made from baby seal
Stranger: Animal rights activists don't bother me at least.
Stranger: They don't care if humans die.
You: There was a litter, boy was I lucky. Used every part of every one of them.
Stranger: It was either that or die in an oil spill.
You: Lol
You: Fuckin oil
You: Taking our seals away from us
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I meant the Nigerian.
You: Oh
You: Yeah
You: Yeah, that too
Stranger: Fucking oil.
Stranger: Taking our Nigerians.
You: Yeah
You: FUCK oil
Stranger: Yeah.
You: We should burn it.
You: Like
You: All of it
You: Now
Stranger: It's going to be in the atmosphere soon anyway.
You: Yeah.
You: Why wait?
Stranger: Takes a while to take over the countries that have it unfortunately.
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: Damn proles don't realize they're US property now.
You: Right
You: We should exercise our rights.
You: Kill them all.
Stranger: As long as they're brown.
You: God gave us the right to bear arms for a reason.
Stranger: Yet he gave us these shitty human arms.
You: Yeah
You: That asshole
Stranger: Dat ass
You: whole
You: Dat ass whole
Stranger: Not when the bear is done with it.
You: By then it'll look like the inside of.....
You: Well
You: An asshole that's been blown out by a pound of C4
Stranger: Maybe not that severe.
Stranger: There wouldn't be an ass left.
Stranger: And only half a bear.
You: hmmmm
You: That is exactly my point
You: Bear dicks are made of C4 now
You: I thought you knew.
Stranger: No.
You: oh.
You: Sorry I assumed.
Stranger: Industrialization is taking its toll on everyone.
You: yeah...
Stranger: Feels good though.
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm
Stranger: My fridge is full.
Stranger: But there's nothing to eat.
Stranger: Fuck everything.
You: Fuck it, burn it all.
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: I WILL
You: Do it faygawt
Stranger: An hero?
You: Yes.
You: You must be an hero
Stranger: You need to roll 69 first.
You: o ok
You: I can't shot web
Stranger: Ya'll niggas posting in a spiderman thread
You: OH SCHEISSE
Stranger: Sie sehen mich rodeln
Stranger: Sie hassen
Stranger: You really don't like Grace?
You: I don't care either way about Grace.
Stranger: So that debate meant nothing?
You: Yes
You: You are correct
Stranger: You suck.
You: I love you too
Stranger: Muah.
You: *smooch*
Stranger: BRO
Stranger: YOU JUST KISSED A DUDE
You: MAH NIGGA
You: I KNOW
Stranger: I ain' no body nigga no mo'
Stranger: I says it agin, I's be free
You: Naw.
You: Get back in the kitchen.
Stranger: I ain' no house nigga
Stranger: I work da crops
You: Get back in THE OUTSIDE
You: THEN
Stranger: Let's just hope Grace isn't black.
Stranger: And still reading this.
You: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: Yeah
You: No.
You: NO.
You: FUCK GRACE.
Stranger: I probably would.
Stranger: Dat name.
You: FUCK HER WITH AN IRON PEAR.
Stranger: Who told you its nickname?
You: hmm?
Stranger: My dick.
Stranger: Never mind.
You: oh
You: ok
You: I did
You: I told me your dick's nickname
Stranger: I guess you named it.
Stranger: After you bought me.
You: Right
Stranger: I kept telling you
Stranger: It was Kunta Kinte
You: But I refused to accept it
You: Ahhhhh
You: Good times
Stranger: Maybe you don't get the reference.
You: Or maybe I do get the reference, and it is you who does not get it
Stranger: I haven't understood anything this whole time.
You: That makes three of us.
You: You, me, and my dick.
Stranger: Assuming Grace is
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Never mind
You: Oh.
You: I forgot about Grace.
Stranger: Unless Grace was your dick.
Stranger: This whole time.
You: That makes four of us.
You: You, me, my dick, and Grace my dick.
Stranger: Don't forget Grace's dick.
You: ...So
You: Five of us
Stranger: Six.
Stranger: Jesus is always watching.
You: FUCK
You: OK
You: YOU, ME, MY DICK, MY DICK GRACE, MY DICK GRACE'S DICK, AND JESUS.
Stranger: Jesus had a dick you know.
Stranger: A DIVINE dick.
You: How many fucking people are in this box?!
Stranger: That was it actually.
Stranger: Calm down.
You: ok.
You: *explodes*
Stranger: Jesus had a penis.
Stranger: And wiped his ass
Stranger: And probably shit himself at least once.
Stranger: Crazy stuff.
You: lol
Stranger: Lies.
You: oh
Stranger: Oh.
You: no......
You: ......
You: YOU
Stranger: Louis CK
You: o
You: ok
You: Oscar Meier
Stranger: He says that when he's talking about Jesus.
Stranger: That's why I said his name.
You: k
Stranger: Lori Meier
Stranger: Lori is an ugly name.
You: No
You: You are an ugly name
Stranger: Snap.
You: crackle
Stranger: Boner
You: O
You: I C
Stranger: I barely see.
Stranger: My eyes are hardly open.
Stranger: Like a Chinaman.
You: I am a wapanese man, herr
Stranger: Someone told me I "look chink" once.
Stranger: When I'm full fucking white.
You: lol, did you punch them in the dick?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Because I'm not racist.
Stranger: And don't take offense to it.
Stranger: I still kicked him in the nuts because I hated his face.
You: You should have made an example of them
You: O, I see
You: Good then
Stranger: Because he looked chink.
Stranger: Asians make fun of their race more than anyone else.
You: I see
Stranger: They don't see a whole lot.
Stranger: Are you Canadian?
You: No
You: I am Wapanese
Stranger: Do you buy used panties from vending machines?
You: Buy? I just take them right off the girl.....
Stranger: Not very Wapanese.
You: I am aggressive Wapanese
Stranger: MFW Americans call forcey fun-time "rape"
You: ikr?
You: It's like
You: Sooooo childish of them to call it that
Stranger: A little.
Stranger: What other tabs are open?
Stranger: Besides hentai.
You: uhhhh
You: Plans to build a mecha, manga, 4chan, reddit, youku, youku, youku, redtube, and my naruto fan site
Stranger: >Stranger
Stranger: >Not Asian
You: *is Wapanese, same as asian*
Stranger: I shiggy diggy
Stranger: Not really the same.
You: Penus
Stranger: Julius Agustus Penus
Stranger: Smart general.
You: mhmm
You: Very much so
Stranger: Always found an opening.
Stranger: And penetrated that shit.
You: Damn right
You: brilliant mind when it came to penetrating and releasing his troops
Stranger: Except against Gaius Ovarus Inferteli.
Stranger: Nothing got past him.
You: Yeah
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: On /b/?
You: hell no
You: I went to 4chan twice in my life
You: I got bored within 5 minutes and left
Stranger: Those tabs.
Stranger: Were a lie?
You: Derp
Stranger: Exploiting my delirium.
You: Yes
Stranger: Very much so.
You: Very mu-
You: Don't fucking copy me.
You: Asshatnigger
Stranger: Stranger: Very mu-

Stranger: Don't fucking copy me.

Stranger: Asshatnigger
Stranger: Copied.
You: fuck.
Stranger: How's my clipboard feel, mo'fucka?
You: it has pierced my soul....
You: AND CONTINUED ON, TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!!
Stranger: >Implying Wapanese have souls
You: Ikr?
Stranger: P-probably
Stranger: I don't really know
You: Daddy.
You: I am scared.
You: Am I going to hell?
Stranger: *Something clever*
You: D:
Stranger: 10/10 post?
You: ok
Stranger: Holy fuck.
Stranger: I forgot I have sliders.
Stranger: Today is a good day.
You: OH SCHEISSE
You: Today is a day for kings.
You: A victory, I say
Stranger: "Ready in under two minutes"
Stranger: Fuck, I don't have all day.
You: lol
Stranger: I actually do.
Stranger: Life in the dole is the shit.
Stranger: On*
Stranger: Gotta love anus beef.
You: ir
You: *ikr
Stranger: You're right?
You: Yes
You: I am always right
Stranger: What color's my shirt?
You: You are not wearing one
Stranger: Good call.
Stranger: Most people mistake it for a fur coat.
You: mhmm
Stranger: Faggot.
You: ok
Stranger: Time to leave.
Stranger: Nice talking.
Stranger: And sitting in silence.
You: indeed
You: Nice talking to you followed by sitting in silence
Stranger: I'll remember this til the next time I go to sleep.
You: Ok, I'll think about you too, the next time I beat it.
Stranger: Thanks MJ
You: Thank you as well, nigger
Stranger: Nigtastic
Stranger: See ya.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

That seems like it lasted longer than it should have.

Indeed, but he never quit on me.

I got into a thirty minute argument about Romney being better than Hitler, wish I saved it but I have a reflex on omegle that instantly has me double tap escape after I have or they have left the chat.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Willst du Schaden tanken frag ich mich doch was der Kog'Maw soll?
Stranger 1: ???
Stranger 2: wienershnitzel
Stranger 2: 99 luftbalons
Stranger 1: Laiterhosen
Stranger 2: Berlin
Stranger 1: Teh red baron
Stranger 2: Ich Bin ein fotze

Question to discuss:
Willst du Schaden tanken frag ich mich doch was der Kog'Maw soll?``
Stranger 1: fuck you kraut
Stranger 2: Nazi
Stranger 2: Nazi
Stranger 2: Nazna
Stranger 1: NAZI
Stranger 1: NAZI
Stranger 2: Naxina
Stranger 1: NAZI
Stranger 1: NAZI
Stranger 1: NAZI
Stranger 1: NAZI
Stranger 1: NAZI
Stranger 2: North American Zebra Institute
Stranger 1: DU AUFSTEHN!
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Question to discuss:

To nig, or not to nig, that is the question

Stranger 1: nigers
Stranger 2: Niggers gonna nig
Stranger 1: theres only 1 solution
Stranger 1: the final solution
Stranger 1: instead of jews
Stranger 1: its niggers
Stranger 2: Auschwitz people would stop making holocaust jokes
Stranger 2: They are so mean and it makes me fuherous
Stranger 1: my great grandpa was a nazi
Stranger 1: its in my blood
Stranger 2: I did nazi that coming
Stranger 1: i can do it
Stranger 2: I should stop
Stranger 1: youll see
Stranger 2: Holocaust jokes are fucking funny
Stranger 1: youll all see!
Stranger 1: and i agree
Stranger 1: tht shit makes me lol
Stranger 2: I know right

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Question to discuss:

Take up your arms in the name of the Lord, and slay your heathen neighbors, for God's eternal love shines through us all and will lead to salvation

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Stranger 2: mmmmmm
Stranger 1: u mad op?
Stranger 1: op is mad
Stranger 1: XD

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