I was walking with someone at the mall, probably my mom, when I passed a table full of people that I used to go to school with. One of them was a mexican-american who aspired to be a rapper. I said something to him, like a greeting or whatever, and he suddenly got really pissed off and swore that I was insulting him racially. He gets up and approaches me with obvious rage, while the table of people just watches, a little confused.
By this point, I think my mom had walked off somewhere.
I was backed up against a little food serving counter that was about ten feet away, and he kept saying stuff like "why'd you say that shit, motherfucker?!" "I'm gonna kick your ass, foo!" and stuff, while I was just calmly trying to reassure him that I didn't say anything like that, but was in fact saying "long time no see" and whatnot.
So he ends up kicking and punching me a couple times, and I just stand there and take it since he's like...kind of small, while I'm kind of big. I can take it pretty easily and not care.
He doesn't listen to me and continues trying to kick my ass. I eventually get pissed off and lay his ass on the ground. (I don't remember how though. I hit him, shoved him, picked him up and threw him down, or something)
That's all I remember