Mine Mind Meandering

Things that I *love*:

That moment when waypoints and shit don't spawn in Diablo, and you spend half an hour running around like a maniac trying to find something that doesn't exist.


Also, this is my jam today:

So today I was putting a bunch of new towels in the wash, and as i cut them out of the box and plastic wrap I got a whiff of something unusual

I swear, standing there next to an industrial washer, it smelled like a doughnut shop

Where the hell did they make these things?

Reading Rosario Vampire:

*read*
*flips table*

*reads some more*
*flips another table*

*reads next chapter*
*pauses*
*goes to furniture warehouse*
*goes down every aisle, flipping every table in sight*

*comes back*
*reads next page*

Stops

*flips building*

If you are someone that other people don’t want to meet in a dark alley, and there is something that you don’t want to meet in a dark alley, what do you call that?


(Note: if you say ‘something you don’t want to meet in a dark alley’, I will hunt you down and beat the shit out of you)

The police.

People don't want to see a mugger in a dark alley. A mugger doesn't want to see the police in a dark alley.

(I'm just messing, I have no idea)

Lol

Thanks anyway

Sorry, ran out of time to post things today

Tomorrow will be different...

Someone wrote a script for an NCIS spin-off: JNCIS New Orleans


I am not sure whether to be overjoyed, or pissed

Here's another thing that I *love*

Despite every possible warning and informing him that I don't want to talk, that I just want to be left alone to do my own shit, my brother INSISTS on showing me or telling me every stupid or silly thing that has his attention at that moment, and then gets pissed when I get mad at him for interrupting me in the first place.

I could probably have written that better grammatically, but it is late, I am pissed, and I honestly don't care right about now

Because dicks:

Today, there was a man who caught my attention. He was strolling down the main university boulevard during passing time, like myself. He was eating a pizza. Nothing too special in and of itself.

He was also unicycling.

He. Was riding. A fucking. Un-i-cy-cle.

Down a busy sidewalk.

Whilst eating a pizza.

Without a care in the world.

I couldn't tell if I wanted to smite him or be him at that moment.

So

today I met up with an old acquaintance from high school, and she ended up putting me on the phone with another friend I hadn't seen in forever (because I lost my phone awhile back; long story). Anyway, I get on the phone with this person and the first thing I say is, "Hello, Ms. So-and-So"

And she instantly knew who it was, because it was apparently too creepy to be anyone else

...I guess I am someone's benchmark for creepy

Good to know

Here's a question:

If you were thirteen, and found out that you had a centuries-old, ungodly powerful vampire watching your back, who would protect you from literally anything and everything, what would you do?

Would you go about your life as usual? Or would you pull all manner of stupid bullshit?


As an added bonus: How might your outlook and actions be different if you found out about your guardian when you were at the young age of thirteen as opposed to finding out a little bit later, say 17 or 18?

So I found this gem on my way to lecture this morning:

LIQUID NITROGEN ICE CREAM! (with ku chem club!)

ingredients:
-475 ml heavy cream
-240 ml milk
-120 ml sugar
-10 ml vanilla OR 15 ml chocolate syrup
-liquid nitrogen

instructions:
-add all ingredients
-pour liquid nitrogen
-stir like a madman


I am crying because yes
and also because it would totally work and would be delicious and now i want to do it

Stealing liquid nitrogen from the chemistry lab

Bye

Some great quotes I heard recently:

A true test of one's mettle is how many times you try before you give up

Events may change me, but i'll be damned if i let them reduce me

that moment when you see someone whom you haven't seen since high school
and they haven't changed a bit
but you have apparently changed enough that they don't recognize you

I would fly and if I liked a boy, I would land on his head and start chirping

~Someone’s answer to the question ‘what if you were a bird?’

I have found my mortal enemy

and its name is Rote Memorization

Looks out door: the outside looks pitch black

"It seems to be getting darker"

Looks left- down the hallway, there is another door. Through this one, the last rays of a beautiful sunset are still visible

"Or perhaps it is merely that you cannot see..."

a girl wearing a crimson t-shirt with big, bold white lettering: Remove Before Flight

...apparently hot air balloon shows are more interesting than I was led to believe

I hate that my laptop does this sometimes:

I put my laptop away when I got out of class, thinking that she would automatically shut down, as machines usually do.

I left the building, got some water, walked down to my car, drove out of town and back home (I commute back and forth to campus), got home, took a shower, and started lunch before going to grab my laptop again.

She was still on

It's like 'Baby, stop this
I know you want to be there for me and be ready to go as soon as I get there, but you are hurting yourself. So please, don't do that again...'

PS: yes, I talk to my computer; Get over it
She even has a name- if I like you I might tell you

Emily.

Actually

it's Emilie

Emilie-Jinx

you fuck

Same difference

No you