Mine Mind Meandering

Been looking for this one for a while

You are a dick!

Oh, thank you!

You are literally a 6-foot penis

Six-foot-four, sir


The average conversation between TS and myself

Honestly, it is hilarious

when you are playing laser tag

and the enemy literally has defensive protocol

for you in particular

Listening to my friends play Magic the Gathering:

The forest says No

Things I want to see for some odd reason:

Wasp girl
and/or
Hornet girl

why?
[Insert reason here]

SPOT- Simple Piece of Theatre
as in 'we need a SPOT'

yes, I am being stupid. Deal

So,

apparently Scream the movie is being converted into a TV series
...
okay
I guess that's a thing

Found this person with bitchin' cosplay on deviantart:



Scarecrow - Brisbane Supanova 2014
by geeksguild

Manga I would probably enjoy:

nurse hitomi's monster infirmary
a centaur's life

Okay
final word for this past spring semester

outright failed spanish- saw that coming a mile away
d's in both micro lab and chemistry- kind of surprised i got that at all. might have to retake, but now that i know the basics i should be okay
A in child development- I don't even like kids wtf?! then again it is psychology, so whatever

and for fall, probably only taking 2 classes, 3 at max. possibilities include:
physics II- if i am only taking 2 classes, i might actually have time to study and understand this shit
physiology lab- unlikely, because it fills up so goddamned fast, but whatevs
spanish- taking the Actual introductory course this time around, that way i might actually pass.
psychology course?- hey, go with what you know. Kind of need these anyway. maybe cognitive psych, that looked interesting last semester, and I didn't really get to try it out for long before it had to be dropped.
basic firearms- i still think it would be cheaper to do this through the NRA, but honestly i think it is my lack of any fun classes that is making me lose my mind, so this might be good for me
any physical course- running, dancing, martial arts; something to get me out of the classroom
music?- hell, i loved music back in high school. it might help me out now...

wat?

there are exactly 2 elementary spanish classes at this university

but there are 18 intensive ones

the fuck?

possible athletic classes i am thinking of taking:

group exercise training
jogging
physical conditioning
tae kwon do
weight training
yoga
first aid/cpr
riflery


also, there are like, a dozen bowling classes
why???

EDIT: kickboxing and basic firearms are closed! NOOOOOOOO :'(

This was something someone recommended to Gravekit, who then showed it to me

a radio show received a request to prank call this one particular house. What follows is comedy gold:



The section starting at 2:55 is about where I lost my shit

if someone calls you a chicken, trying to goad you into a fight, don't fight them. ain't nobody got time for that

instead, do one of two things:

keep walking. you haven't got the time to stop and listen to their bullshit anymore than you have time to fight them. They won't believe you if you tell them no anyway, so don't even give them the fucking time of day. you got shit to do- go do it

OR

pull out a gun and shoot them. If some over-muscled idiot is challenging your dominance when you have important dominant business to attend to, take a leaf out of Doctor Jones' book- just shoot the bitch. You don't have the time or energy to waste on this bitch. shoot him, and he will never make you late for an appointment again

I hope this has been helpful

I seem to be putting up a lot of videos lately
is this a bad thing?...

currently signed up for jogging and yoga
first aid and riflery are closed, but I am thinking of sending an ask over to the instructor

tae kwon do?
hmm
done and signed up


So.
Many.
Fucking.
Bowling Classes...

Oh, enrollment gods,

why is there only one lecture?

but 8 billion discussion sections?

it's annoying af

That moment when you have to explain to your mother- who has been cooking and baking for almost four decades longer than you- how to make a simple batch of brownies using a recipe you found

Me: *hears news report about a kid at an air show who got into the cockpit of a helicopter and turned the fucker on*

first thought: Bitchin'

I just realized that, going into my fourth year at this university, I have seen like, nothing of this campus. Oh, I know where buildings are. I know the grounds like no one's business.

But I haven't been inside most of the buildings here. The museum? no. The locally renowned auditorium? no. Hell, the world-famous basketball stadium? Nooope.

I think this is something I am going to start doing this year- every week, I am going to get myself into a new building of the university, someplace I haven't been before. Wherever I can get myself and they won't throw me out, I will get into. I am going to explore as much as I can of this place, because I fucking should

why do i always forget to bring an umbrella?

Stuff for later; don't mind me

arachne
shade
demon
gargoyle
vampire

-Rayne from bloodrayne
squigly from skullgirls
cerebella from skullgirls?
-filia from skullgirls
laura kinney from x-men
-ajay ghale from far cry 4
also pagan min from the same game
eleanor lamb from bioshock 2(XD)
Sarah Kerrigan from Starcraft
-king bradley from fullmetal alchemist
lan fan from fullmetal alchemist
the captain from hellsing
fujioka haruhi from ouran highschool host club
morinozuka tamaki from the same anime

why. the. Fuck. is my home internet so inconsistent?

Baby wakes up during naptime while i am home- instantly my fault

Infernochemistry