Mine Mind Meandering

I want to establish a company whose legit company policy is to treat customers in the same fashion that they have treated the employees.
If you act cold and indifferent, expect to get blanks stares and silence in return
If you are rude and sarcastic, be prepared to have that thrown right back in your face
If you scream at my employees, I fully expect- And Encourage- them to scream right back at you. And if they can't do it, I will find another employee with a megaphone to do it for them

10 pages!

WHOO

Fuck customers

Customers are terrible

But what instance brought this out?

None specific, fuck them in general

*works for cell phone insurance*

Caminar hasta me clase de espanol como,

Por Queeeeeeeeee

I swear, the lecture hall that my chemistry class is held in has the steepest seating anywhere

This is My Seat. There are many like it but this one's mine



That moment when my professor realizes he fucked up...

Why do I feel so bad about spending money on myself when I spend so much time spending money for other shit (like tuition)? Am I Literally not allowed to be content and happy with my money?

It's funny how I never remember how much I love or hate a given season until it rolls back around

Like winter for instance. Winter this year has, honestly, been pretty mild. very little snow or ice, and only a few sporadic days of really cold weather. Hell, it actually went into the 70s for a while

And then you have today
when Boreas decides to say, 'fuck this place in particular'
and you still don't get a lot of snow
but it is windy and cold as balls

Not only that, but because it rained most of yesterday, all that water froze
I legitimately couldn't get into my car for a good two hours, because even though I had two ice scrapers, they were both in my car, and the doors (all four of them) were frozen shut

So, I don't mind winter, I don't mind the cold
buuuuut at the same time,

Fuck em both
for today, anyway, because i don't know what they'll be like tomorrow

I think if someone told me that I could never have chocolate again, my reaction would be either:
A. AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgofuckyourself

or

B. Well guys, it's been fun. I'll see you all in hell
and implode

So, normally i am pretty inured to the smells of the places i frequent, but something happened today

I walked down the halls to my micriobio lab, nothing's amiss
In my lab, for whatever reason it smells of sea creatures. like brine and fish
weird, but whatever. I do my lab
I leave my lab, and for whatever ungodly reason, I smell sugar and vanilla in the hallway

I don't know if that has always been there or if someone is running an experiment. either way:
Dafuq?

Funny thing:

When I was a kid, I ate Pop-tarts pretty regularly, to the point where they were my go-to breakfast item.
And then I stopped
Mostly, i was running a lot, and pop-tarts don't give you a whole hell of a lot to function on

weeeeeell,
I tried eating one today
...Fucking disgusting

Funny how habituation works, isn't it?

just jotting down some notes; don't mind me


low-level chronokinesis +amplify?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_e3z9yBw3Q&list=RDR_e3z9yBw3Q&index=1
akashic records

Senji Kiyomasa dancing to Nightcore's 'Anima Libera'

just a thing i thought about

That moment when I realize I have a pencil behind both ears and I don't have a good explanation why

Sooo,
apparently the guy who plays Hodor on 'Game of Thrones' is going to be DJ'ing at a rave at a local club sometime in April

Cool



Is it still considered an impulse buy if you plan the splurge a week in advance?
ADDENDUM: it was truffles, so i really don't care

Advertisements that you can't skip need to stop existing

also, I need this semester to last about another 2 years, cause it is going to take me about that long to get my shit together

So, I found this little gem on tumblr this morning:

Person 1: Not to be racist or anything, but...
Person 1: I Love goat cheese!
Person 2: that isn't even racist!
Person 1: I SAID I WASN'T BEING RACIST!!!


like: bitch, what did I Just Fucking Say?!

lol that reminds me of the one instance where the "I am not x but..." statement worked. It was something along the lines of "I am not a nazi, but I would wear a peaked cap for my significant other during sex if they're into that." this was like in a political reddit thread a while back. It seemed funny.

On a scale from Plain Jane to Tom the Innocent Bystander, how common is it for you, as soon as someone walks in the room, to want to say to them, 'hi, i hate you, please die in a fire!'?

*Cocks head*

I should make new Tom posts, or start a new one altogether

I should start actually reading these, that is, interesting... -reading everything begins- -dying of over-reading intensifies-

It has been a long, harsh year, but my goal has finally come to fruition

The MMM topic has finally killed Colin


Now I can begin my True Objective!!!

...

*begins baking cookies*