Mine Mind Meandering

My brother just made me remember one of the greatest things i have ever found on the internet:

not incredibly important, i just remembered a thing:

quite a few face down ass up right there, eh?

Also with the powers of a time god, why not just dance and play with guns and bombs? What you gonna do kill someone and not reverse time and undo it or shoot yourself and not reverse time and undo it? Psh.

So
there is this sticker in the men's room of my building for the:
National Human Trafficking Resource Center

and it's like, okay
I get what you are trying to say and/or do
but from how that is set up, grammatically, it sounds like you are the way I traffic human slaves

yup,
that is how we are starting today

That moment when I realize that not only have I broken the 900-post mark, but I am also in the top 20 posters of all time for Realphobia -- Wat?

Also, muffins

Meh, no one will beat my record.
mmmmm muffins.

by this point, you would have to fall of the face of the earth and someone would have to run about 20 and play in about 20 campaigns
and have a blog
and make art
and start flamewars

for about 5 years

so yeah, i think you are safe

Or if I were to just become active again.

Lol

Do it, faggot

Just binge watch a shit-ton of anime and write a slew of reviews

I have about 3 on backup actually. Lol

fucking do it

okay
so three of us have super strength
this guy is psychic
he can teleport
she can fucking control people's minds
this son of a bitch can freeze time
and that motherfucker is immortal


we have the worst squad ever

I'm the immortal one, to be clear.

And I'm the teleporter.

The post was actually in reference to a thing we were talking about irl, in which we had powers based on what astrological sign we have. Mine is Scorpio, and Scorpio was immortality.

Lol

teleporter was Blood
Umbra had time stop

and i had super strength

i'll admit, it fits my personality, but just given the rest of the powers on my list that one is just so boring

Oh, uuuuuh, Cancer, what I get? -pinch pinch- (crab joke)

don't remember, and i can't find the post anymore


EDIT:
what superpowers the signs would have
Aries:flight
Taurus:being able to freeze time
Gemini:super strength
Cancer:being able to shoot lasers from eyes
Leo:basically spider-man
Libra:teleportation
Virgo:mind control
Scorpio:immortal
Sagittarius:invisibility
Capricorn:psychic
Aquarius:being able to jump through time (time travel)
Pisces:super speed

colin is apparently psychic

Wow I'd be invisible?

Considering I'm a vain bitch that'd seem more like a curse than a superpower.

I get shooting lasers from my eyes..... huh. Fun.

I'll take it.

oh wow, i thought colin said capricorn instead of cancer
oops

and i do believe that you can turn your invisibility on and off, kristy

*wakes up in the morning after staying at friends' house*
*considers going home for food*

*looks at phone*
*sees text from mother*

Nope

i am just curious
has anyone ever been dreaming, gotten woken up, and dozed off again to find the dream exactly where it left off?

because i have done that

i am not sure if my brain is just not completely separated from the dream yet (read: awake) or if my brain is just showing me what i want to see. hell, maybe it's an acquired skill; i don't know

but yeah, anyone ever heard about something like this?

falling back into a dream where I left off after partially waking up? Yep that's happened a time or two before.

no no no

like

i can do this
consistently

at will, provided i have the time to kill in the morning