Mine Mind Meandering

I'm a professional gate-keeper

Forgets to type up dichotomous key
Frantically types up dichotomous key during lab

Classmate: oh, that's due on thursday

Me: *dies of relief*

It's funny,
just yesterday i came up with this character in my head (typical-not typical punk girl) who transfered to this school and, day one, beat the shit out of the head cheerleaders AND their jock boyfriends because they were saying nasty things behind her back
Not because she likes hurting people, but simply to make them shut up, and as soon as they dropped and stopped fighting, she stopped hitting them

And today, i am learning about different types of aggression in developmental psyche.

Joda hoy!

Joda examenes orales!

Jada mi vida!

My mother upon seeing the last slice of family cake (which i haven't had any of yet): That's mine!
My mother when I make sweets for myself: Aren't you going to share?!

these fuckers in the break room talking so loud i can't fucking hear myself think

That moment when you are trying to type up a paper and you forget where everything is on you keyboard...

Me: *playing bioshock 2*
*remembers ncis episode 'bloodbath'

...huh
now how might the episode been different if
instead of taking Abs to Gibbs' house
they just protection-bonded Abby with a Big Daddy?

yup, that's pretty much me, today

Tim???

So much awesome. I want to hug them.

Sooo,
a number of years ago, i came across a video called llamas with hats, and it was absolutely fantastically hilarious.
i had seen up to episode 6, and thought that was the end of it

today, i found that episodes 7-12 had been uploaded, the last one this past february, and i watched them all

Now I know that llamas with hats is officially over, and i was not ready for that

I watched those as they came out... sorry I didn't mention it. But yeah, it was.... yeah. that happened.

My bf loves llamas with hats.

Caaaarl.

choi kwang do
-krav maga
kumdo
-kung fu
arnis/Eskrima
-naginata
bokator
shippalgi
-sambo
bojuka
nindokai
systema
bacom

Martial arts styles i am thinking of taking up...


also, movie i apparently need to see: infancia clandestina

There is a girl wearing a 'boop' shirt on campus!!!

I'm excited!!

Nearly has a mental breakdown in class because i realize i am probably going to fail every class i have this semester

says nothing
continues on way


I swear, either this school is going to kill me, or it is going to make me do the job myself

Clearly the only solution is to take the school out before it takes you

clearly the only way out of this is to make a ton of money selling organs on the black market and then just fucking buy the goddamn university

My spanish instructor: Water is drunk

Me: water, you have a problem

That moment when you just smile to acknowledge someone

and they actually smile back

and for once it isn't creepy

I remember sometime like last week there was this gorgeous lady who came out of the bus, and she was wearing this pretty lipstick and she had nice lashes and the whole shebang, I had makeup on too

and we exchanged looks

I'm kind of always smiling when I'm not frowning, so I guess I looked happy because she smiled back at me and it was great because we were, like, assessing each other's makeup skillz or something, idk.

I feel u.

...swear to god i just saw the bike that was stolen from me two years ago chained up outside the union...

!!!!!

The snack shop in the union has a jar of Lindor truffles that sell for 49 cents apiece

!!!!!

a little overpriced, but come on! If you need a quick fix of quality chocolate, what better option do you have?

...
Cliff bars are a lie and a waste of money
never buy them

EDIT: 'Clif' apparently
can't even spell the name right. that Should have been a warning sign

I would just like to say:
I blame Tim for this: