Discordant Dialogue

It's easy to feel like a badass when you are loaded for bear, but strip big men down to bare wires and what have they got left?
It's those times, when you are naked and alone, fearing for your life, that you show your true colours

I'm mad at you

(monotone) Oh no, what did I do to deserve it this time?

The price for understanding is pain

Oh please, I was born in the Twenty-Second Century- electric cars have been a cornerstone of my life for as long as I've lived
As a courier, I've spent thousands of hours driving these vehicles- having a car that recognized who I was and only opened for me, turned itself on by my simply sitting in the seat, the silent rides- they are relaxing, so natural to me it feels like home

but I found this thing- this...Vulcan... in some abandoned warehouse- it intrigued me. I mean, for god's sake the thing still ran on gasoline, but there was something very satisfying about it. Having that motor vibrate between my legs, letting me feel just how powerful it was, it added a bit of danger, a little bit of wild satisfaction to my rides

I'm not saying that either one is better than the other- they are both wonderful rides, just in different ways

One cannot know the future, and one should not attempt to, lest he see his own fate scrawled out before him


Just have to throw out one of my favorite retorts of all time:
Man (holds up card with an image on it): What is this?
Bird: It's a flash card, you idiot

i believe the line comes from the movie Along Came Polly, but I could be wrong. In any case, I cannot think of or hear this line without smiling at least a little, because it's not what you would expect in the situation

One of us: You know...

Another one of us: Gasai

One of us: Shut the fuck up

Me: I want to create gay lizard-people

Grave: I approve of That kind of eugenics

Drink up, Freddy- this is gonna be a weird one...

This one is from TS:

if you set out to fail and succeed instead, are you a failure or a success?

Group: *playing board game*

Grave: Can I just opt out now? I know you guys are going to kill me with all your magic items

Me: . . .Grave, you have a dragon and a revolver; you. are. fine.

Good responses to getting stabbed with a sword:
Wtf
That’s fair
Not again
Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Do you have some of those friends where you can’t even remember how you became friends you just suddenly were friends?

The only people who do not fear death are the incredibly stupid or the irrevocably insane

If you have the time to argue semantics with me, you can’t be in that much of a hurry

It took me seven long years to bring these children back together- I won’t let you rip them apart again!

If ‘reincarnation’ is ‘coming back into being’
Would not a ‘carnation’ simply be ‘coming into being’?

~TS, Enigma and Philosopher

you are going to die so hard they are going to make a movie about you
and you are going to be played by Bruce Willis

TS, seer and film entrepreneur

probably one of my favorite quotes ever:

"I have not yet begun to fight"

~John Paul "Jones"

Why are we such terrible people?

Could we literally be anything else?

Terrible things are happening

Hero: Dear God why?!

Abomination: I am your god, now

Hero: My question still stands
conversely: Answer my damn question

Shut up!!
The fact that I'm dying is proof that I'm still alive! That I still have something to pour back to the Great Circle!
For all your supposed 'endless life,' What have you got to show for it!

You die enough times, you learn to just give up- like I did

you figure out that staying dead is good fer yer health

Tongu?
do you know that name?
I do. Tongu was the project codename for an assassination experiment run by the ISAS twelve years ago to test superhuman fighting potential
That information was highly classified- how did you find out about this?!
It was a potential threat to my niece, so I kept tabs on it
It's a dangerous world we live in- anything and everything could end up being a potential threat to anything or anyone
Your point?
...What, do you just keep tabs on the entire world while you are at it?
Yes.

TS: You see [Jade], I like to challenge authority

Me: And authority likes to challenge your health pool

The Castle of Blood?
nice place for a walk- they've got an open door policy, and they take pride in their gardens


This is the city of the dead, the dark, and the demented- that does not mean it is a bad place

Me: *eats a piece of puppy chow. accidentally inhales massive amount of powdered sugar. chokes to death and dies*

Friends: but Jade, you don't have lungs. or a throat. also, aren't you kind of already dead?

Me: Dies!

My sister: screw adulthood, i love stuffed animals!

I was so upset when my sloth calendar ended