Discordant Dialogue

Yeah, I'm gonna leave that bucket of sharks alooone, thank you



I don't know what you do, and I don't care- get out of the business. Because if I have to come back (smiles) you'll be dessert

I want to speak with no one
Paging username ‘No one’ now…

It's funny, how you seem to think I actually give a fuck

Love is a magic in and of itself, and you cannot force it to grow in *any* particular manner. It has to grow and mature all on its own

You are hungry because you have the metabolism of hydrochloric acid

And this is your idea of sympathy? What a joke

Why won't you just die?!


...
Two things:
1. I'm already dead. Your wish is granted. Please and thank you, sir and ma'am.
2. Dying is overrated, so piss right the fuck off

I am here to slaughter literally everyone; don't take it personally

I don't like fences much; they give the implication of barriers, limits, that something can belong to one person but not to another


I've never really believed that- the body is hardwired to react a particular way to a given stimulus, as is the mind
it is actually pretty simple to gauge the result of an action if you pay attention
what actually breaks people is their own personalities- people tend to think they can control their urges, their needs, and it is a mind-cracking revelation for them when they discover they can't

Get behind me, illusion

I don't care- you filthy part-breeds disgust me

Wait, people need a reason to be bad? Weird, i always just felt like doing it

I cannot possibly read or speak every language the world has to offer, but I do possess spells that can help to break down the language barrier

I am unimpressed with their progress...


When your older sister is darkness incarnate, you are either terrified of the dark or it doesn't scare you at all- there is no in-between

Defying gods is in a witch's job description

~Medusa, Soul Eater
Even out of context, that is amusing/awesome

Using offense as a defense- I love being a witch

I realize your day must suck but that is no reason to get snippy with me, bub

My wife likes to say that the mind is a palace with rooom for many guests
perhaps the butler takes care to install the delegates of science in a different wing from the emissaries of faith, lest they take up arguing in the passages

is it actually getting colder or is that just the dopamine talking?

Some days it's just like, we lived, let's call that a victory and go to bed...

To me, killing was more natural than sunlight

I only pay bribes in blood. Usually that of the people demanding compensation for that which they are not owed

Do you Know how old I am?... I'm asking because I don't remember

     You are about 20 dicks worth

Damn. I am really fucking old. God-damn

I didn't think it was humanly possible to smile and snarl at the same time, but she managed it somehow

Now, I've seen black hair; I've seen blue hair; I've even seen black hair with blue streaks. But I think this is the first time I have ever seen blue hair with black streaks


I am not in the business of giving people chances

Can I offer you a drink?

W-what?

You were kind enough to surrender without a fight- the least I can do in return is be civilized



Sir! The woman's crew is at the gates! they've come to reclaim her!

(sighs) how irksome.

You promised you would not hurt them! That you would let them go free

yes, yes I did. And after leaving alive they've come to my gates. I could exploit that loophole, but that wouldn't be very civilized of me, now would it
Oh, what to do? I can't give you up to them, I can't simply kick them out, because they would come right back for you, and I can't kill them. I also can't move up my timetable and get you out of here any faster
So, the only logical explanation at this juncture would be to capture them for the moment and decide what to do with them afterwards. Jaques, Eron, gather the rest of the cell and make it so

*yes sir*

(just thought I should note that this particular set was inspired by the Enies Lobby arc from One Piece- doesn't really matter, but I wanted to note it for future reference)

You could pay that fine with the change between your couch cushions.

Don’t be ridiculous- I pay my housekeepers too well for there to be anything between the cushions, much less money. Could probably pay it with the couch itself, though…

…what?

That is a very nice couch

The most beautiful things in life are often the most toxic- such things hold nothing for me

Ms. Kozuki we do not make choices because we are free. We make choices because we are Not free.
We are born into a world not to our liking, rail against choices that are not our own, and in doing so back ourselves into a corner of our own creation.
we make choices because we are slaves to ourselves, rats to the maze of our own personalities
the 'one true path' the 'only way out'

'Come On! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Oho-kay, game on, bitch

Do you really know fear? Because fear knows you
Intimately...

for this one instance in reality i will give you the sweet release of death

Pretty sure everyone dies in the end, but I will let you die a little early

"Oh, be patient," she drawled

I'll take a ham sandwich and a rum & coke

we don't serve either of those things, sir

Well you might want to fix that

Most psychotic patients, especially the serious cases, get mountains of drugs thrown at them, and almost no other treatment. They often fall through the cracks and out onto the streets, like water down a drain.
____ had gotten on her knees and put her hands over the drain, plucking us out of the stream before we disappeared completely. She couldn’t save everyone, but she had gotten to us, and we were grateful.
Now, however, it seems that she had gotten burned for her troubles in that toxic stream