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JadeDemilich
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 |  Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 27 Apr 2015 - 12:05 | |
| More dumb-ass text-quotes:
god i am so tired fo people throwing roses at my feet as i walk by
fuck dating girls who are 'naturally pretty.' date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
my internet went down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family. they seem like nice people | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 27 Apr 2015 - 13:04 | |
| ...I would so date a ghost... or a space/dimensional alien. | |
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JadeDemilich
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Thu 30 Apr 2015 - 15:31 | |
| Whoso findeth wisdom, findeth life
~from a building at the university
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JadeDemilich
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Tue 5 May 2015 - 13:08 | |
| More stupid text posts, because apparently being pissed off at microbiology and not eating tend to cripple creativity:
you ever listen to your mother talk and by like, 'why are you like this?'
The fact that I am legally an adult is hysterical
you know that one person that's cute and cuddly but then really kind of a psychopath
Do you ever look at your friends like, 'ah yes, i'm so glad these losers are mine'
Me:*Sees the most sadistic, sarcastic, amoral evil character in the entire series*
Me: you are a delight | |
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JadeDemilich
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Tue 5 May 2015 - 14:02 | |
| My developmental psych class is So Fucking Empty | |
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JadeDemilich
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Fri 15 May 2015 - 16:49 | |
| My adopted children are loved no less | |
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JadeDemilich
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Sun 31 May 2015 - 19:19 | |
| Shit
Shit
Son-of-a-bitch
Go-tofuck-ing-hell
I have not stopped dying since I started living | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 1 Jun 2015 - 1:27 | |
| *raises finger* I actually said "Goddamn-it-go-to-hell" not "Go-tofuck-ing-hell"  | |
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JadeDemilich
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 1 Jun 2015 - 10:09 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 1 Jun 2015 - 17:38 | |
| 'Geralt, must you always whine? I agreed to nothing. I'll raise ghouls anytime I wish!'
~Ghoulcaller Gisa
'Stop complaining. You can rest when you are dead. Oh--- Sorry.'
~Liliana Vess
'Everything the wise woman learned she wrote in a book, and when the pages were black with ink, she took white ink and began again'
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JadeDemilich
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Wed 17 Jun 2015 - 1:01 | |
| Do not question me, Issha
...my Queen, I it is my job to question you to the ends of the earth | |
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JadeDemilich
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 15:28 | |
| "...You sure you are okay there, Hatness Eversquee?" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Tue 30 Jun 2015 - 20:45 | |
| *meditates violently*
*mediates violently* | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Tue 7 Jul 2015 - 8:12 | |
| hey god, it's me. what are you punishing me for this time?
internet, i have had it with your sassy mouth
...dude, you creep me out, and you are my fucking best friend | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Thu 16 Jul 2015 - 20:17 | |
| The universe is under no obligation to make any kind of sense. Neither am I. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 20 Jul 2015 - 1:30 | |
| Oh, come off it. There are ten-thousand people on this planet who are only alive because you are this good at killing people. You are a hero to-
No, the heroes died on that field, fighting for what they believed was right. I... I have been left behind; left here to contemplate how many suffered and died because of my actions, and how many more will suffer the same in days to come.
I don't want to know- I am not that invested in my curiosity.
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Wed 29 Jul 2015 - 14:55 | |
| Why does everything I touch explode?!
*noncommittal grunt* Maybe you're just a badass like that | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 10 Aug 2015 - 15:28 | |
| Oh come now, pet- she was only a pile of scraps. It’s nothing to break up over
Scraps?!
Yes. I pieced her together out of my toybox
I’ll tell you what- if you liked her that much, I can always make you another one just like her. You won’t even be able to tell the difference- I promise!
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Thu 13 Aug 2015 - 0:39 | |
| Magic the Gathering quotes:
the only thing more ill-tempered than a gryphon in a web is the spider that must subdue it
i'm just sitting here imagining the spider thinking to himself, 'goddammit, not again. this is fucking bullshit. fuck.'
planeswalking cannot be taught- you can either see the doors, or you cannot
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Thu 13 Aug 2015 - 16:51 | |
| Powers favor the Curious, the Creative, and the Competent
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Wed 19 Aug 2015 - 17:13 | |
| “Dammit- I will make you look good for these pictures if it is the last thing I do!” | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 24 Aug 2015 - 14:59 | |
| "i am a stegosaurus!"
"you are a liar, that's what you are!"
But I wanna die...why won't you let me die?!...somebody kill me!
No, your life will be long and prosperous
NOOO!!!
Do you know how many people I have killed, boy?!
uh, no
Well fuck, that makes two of us! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Sun 30 Aug 2015 - 21:16 | |
| Me: TS, let me tell you something: suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
TS: No, you see, suicide is a permanent solution to every problem
Me: … well shit, you got me there
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Mon 31 Aug 2015 - 14:27 | |
| Mate: well, 'trix, aren't you excited?!
Bellatrix: (deadpan) I'm thrilled.
Mate: *sighs* could you at least act like this was something important to you?
Bellatrix: What do you think I am doing? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Discordant Dialogue Thu 3 Sep 2015 - 16:43 | |
| Me: TS, we can't make implications- that's where the spider lives!
TS: goddamnit | |
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